CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Where's my burger? It's not in Corfe Castle or Swanage, it's not in the fridge at The lord Bute. Where is it? The hunt goes on.

Silly old fool ;O)

Who said that?

Silly old burger :o)

lol

CLOSED - BACK SOON

Spacie
Sorry not replied to your mail yet. Will do so when home at the weekend

(Rattle, rattle) Closed? What's going on? I'm hungry..........maybe the back door is open. I'll climb over the wall. (Heave, grunt, scrape) Ouch! (Rattle, rattle) Oh no, that's locked as well. What am I going to do? I'm sooooooo hungry! Well, there's no other option, I guess I'll just have to have a look in the bin. MY BURGER!! Oh, you lovely little thing (strokes the burger lovingly) you look perfect. (munch, scoff, munch).

Oh, oh........I don't feel too good.

OPEN

Hmm, good evening.......just going to lie down in the hammock for a while.

Morning All - tea's ready, coffee's hot, danish warming and toast toasting....LOL
Bit chilly round the ol' knees again today folks, it was snowing outside the warren early yesterday morning!
:>)

Morning! There are lots of happy bunnies in the Vale of Clwyd, blue skies, a bit chilly around the um, well, you know where but just look at that sunshine (or are we in the middle of a nuclear war?).

Coffee and danish might just settle my stomach after that burger.

Morning all from a cold and sunny Hastings.

Bunny, could I have a mug half Coffee/Half Tea, 2 Danish and 2 toast with Marmite please.

Ooooh, marmite, yes....could I have some of my danish please?

OK (deep breath....)

Morning in Clwyd - coffee and danish on it's way with side order of marmite and toast.......Morning in Hastings - one mug half coffee and half tea, 2 danish and 2 slices of toast with a spread of marmite.

Wheeww......I need a cuppa after that LOL

Oh, sorry Bunny, I meant, could I have some marmite on my danish, not some of my danish! Not to worry, I'll just make a marmite and toast danish sandwich. (Squash, squash) Mmmmm! Delicious! Thanks Bunny.

(approaches cafe, hand on the push plate)

No I can't do it

(runs away)

Oh hello KEAYDIAN, come in, come in, fancy one of Kims Marmite and toast danish sandwiches ??

No I won't come in, I'm staying out here.

(Pops head round door, with marmite on chin) Hi KEAYDIAN! Why aren't you coming in? Food's fabulous today!

KEAYDIAN,

Its OK I will put a tray out for you, do you want sugar in your half coffee half tea drink? and how many Marmite and toast danish sandwiches do you want?

Kim, they are rather nice aren't they, they go down especially well with a pint of Guinness.