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Maybe add a bit of ketchup too?

Good idea Kim I will give it a try....

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(flap arms around him chatter chatter of the teeth)

here KEAYDIAN, have this blanket and a pint of Guinness with anchovies and ketchup.

Whoa, you forgot the little paper umbrella and cherry, here you go.

Umm, why are you still outside KEAYDIAN? Did you step in something?

No, just doing an experiment.


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(flap flap, chatter chatter)

Can anyone join in this experiment?

Well you've missed the first 24 hou.....hang on......here we go (barrrrrrrp)

Yep it was a bad pint.

Right inside.

Who is that in the hammock?

But I've only just come outside, why would I want to go back in now? That seems a bit ridicul..............phew, phworrrr, pooey! Yep ok, inside we go!

Quick barricade the doors, we don't want that getting in here!

Lock the door Spacie! Keep him in the hammock!

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It's dark in here. Did you pay the bill? Did you research the cheapest package? Can we apply for a Tax/Vat/Al Darling or summat rebate?

large pot of porridge on the hob people and help yourselves to demerara sugar, maple syrup, golden syrup or honey to go with it - it will line your insides with warmness! :>)

I'm going to pre-empt the obvious here - No Bowls of 'go with it' without porridge! Before some bright spark comes in and eats a bowl of golden syrup only or something like that! LOL

Morning Bunny! (Eyes golden syrup) Um, could I have a very small bowl of porridge with a very large portion of golden syrup please?

Morning Bunny! (Eyes golden syrup) Um, could I have a very small bowl of porridge with a very large portion of golden syrup please?

Have I already said that?

The porridge is the best bit for you - do ya a deal 50/50 bowl split?

(Grumble, grumble) Oh, Ok then. Errr, any chance of a danish with lots of golden syrup afterwards?