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           JOKE OF THE DAY

Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection.

The elderly ladies are fascinated by this. One of the women just
can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it.

Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates
with her for six hours nonstop!

When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later her friend visits her and asks: "Are you hurt?"

"Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt??,...Wouldn't you be?
He hasn't called, he hasn't written..."