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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:23 - 24142 of 24230

Hmm, don't mince your words do you? ;o)

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:26 - 24143 of 24230

I feel a bit of a chump having said that. :o)

skinny - 02 Sep 2010 16:27 - 24144 of 24230

:-)

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:31 - 24145 of 24230

Seriously though Lambykins, don't close this place; I remember it being here since I was only as high as a kid's knee. Sorry, that was offaly bad.

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:31 - 24146 of 24230

Seriously though Lambykins, don't close this place; I remember it being here since I was only as high as a kid's knee. Sorry, that was offaly bad.

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:31 - 24147 of 24230

Did I already say that?!

skinny - 02 Sep 2010 16:34 - 24148 of 24230

Yes - don't be sheepish - keep it open.

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:38 - 24149 of 24230

Ewe heard what skinny said, so how's about it, how can we ram the message home?

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 16:45 - 24150 of 24230

Maybe this place needs a bit of a revamp, so how about we give you a bit of a leg up Lamby and shoulder some of the responsibility. I have in mind a reopening with entertainment. How about The Sugababes performing their hit "Push the mutton"?

Lambykins - 02 Sep 2010 22:24 - 24151 of 24230

no

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 22:44 - 24152 of 24230

No? Baa! Well, maybe you don't like the entertainment? How about then, we get in a Welsh Male Voice choir to sing "Wool keep a welcome in the hillside"?

Spaceman - 01 Aug 2011 13:22 - 24153 of 24230

Is this the place ?

KEAYDIAN - 01 Aug 2011 14:01 - 24154 of 24230

CLOSED!

kimoldfield - 01 Aug 2011 14:12 - 24155 of 24230

I wonder if they sell fuses in here?

(Rattle, rattle) Oh, I think it must be closed!

Spaceman - 08 Aug 2011 08:08 - 24156 of 24230

SERVICE !

kimoldfield - 08 Aug 2011 09:17 - 24157 of 24230

(Ghostly hush)

(Then the sound of woodworm munching their way through the old oak beams)

Spaceman - 23 Aug 2011 23:08 - 24158 of 24230

Any fish fingers available?

kimoldfield - 24 Aug 2011 08:08 - 24159 of 24230

(The sound of munching woodworm has increased. A thin spiral of wood dust creates a golden pillar in a shaft of sunlight.)

Spaceman - 24 Aug 2011 09:22 - 24160 of 24230

There was a loud crack and the main ceiling crashed down, closely followed by the roof and walls, after a long period of decay the coffee house could take no more.

Luckily lambykins had gone out to the garden for some grass, but as his coffee house crashed down he looked back with tears in his eyes and said time to move on........

kimoldfield - 24 Aug 2011 10:24 - 24161 of 24230

(To those with a keen ear, there were screams as thousands of woodworms were crushed by the falling debris. A crowd gathered in the high street, tears in their eyes, witnessing the end of an era.)
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