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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

kimoldfield - 02 Sep 2010 22:44 - 24152 of 24230

No? Baa! Well, maybe you don't like the entertainment? How about then, we get in a Welsh Male Voice choir to sing "Wool keep a welcome in the hillside"?

Spaceman - 01 Aug 2011 13:22 - 24153 of 24230

Is this the place ?

KEAYDIAN - 01 Aug 2011 14:01 - 24154 of 24230

CLOSED!

kimoldfield - 01 Aug 2011 14:12 - 24155 of 24230

I wonder if they sell fuses in here?

(Rattle, rattle) Oh, I think it must be closed!

Spaceman - 08 Aug 2011 08:08 - 24156 of 24230

SERVICE !

kimoldfield - 08 Aug 2011 09:17 - 24157 of 24230

(Ghostly hush)

(Then the sound of woodworm munching their way through the old oak beams)

Spaceman - 23 Aug 2011 23:08 - 24158 of 24230

Any fish fingers available?

kimoldfield - 24 Aug 2011 08:08 - 24159 of 24230

(The sound of munching woodworm has increased. A thin spiral of wood dust creates a golden pillar in a shaft of sunlight.)

Spaceman - 24 Aug 2011 09:22 - 24160 of 24230

There was a loud crack and the main ceiling crashed down, closely followed by the roof and walls, after a long period of decay the coffee house could take no more.

Luckily lambykins had gone out to the garden for some grass, but as his coffee house crashed down he looked back with tears in his eyes and said time to move on........

kimoldfield - 24 Aug 2011 10:24 - 24161 of 24230

(To those with a keen ear, there were screams as thousands of woodworms were crushed by the falling debris. A crowd gathered in the high street, tears in their eyes, witnessing the end of an era.)

Spaceman - 03 Mar 2016 21:13 - 24162 of 24230

bugger looks like I forgot to cancel the electricity just got a big bill.

Anyone want to contribute?

Gausie - 04 Mar 2016 05:46 - 24163 of 24230

australian_pelican.jpg

kimoldfield - 04 Mar 2016 10:29 - 24164 of 24230

Damn, I'll have to find another meter to tap into for my free electric now! :o(

Spaceman - 06 Mar 2016 23:16 - 24165 of 24230

Thanks Kim, I will forward the bill to you...

kimoldfield - 07 Mar 2016 07:55 - 24166 of 24230

But it's not my electric that I've been using so I don't have to pay do I? It's your bill, your electric. :o)

Socrates - 07 Mar 2016 08:47 - 24167 of 24230

There's something fishy about that bill !

kimoldfield - 07 Mar 2016 12:39 - 24168 of 24230

You're right! I've never seen an electric bill C.O.D. before! :o)

Spaceman - 08 Mar 2016 12:38 - 24169 of 24230

This isnt C.O.D is Cash a long while after delivery so that's OK not fishy at all.

Bullshare - 08 Mar 2016 12:45 - 24170 of 24230

Has it reopened, if you need a decorator to tart the place up Martini is wasting his life and Gausie can send over some tasteless African art!

Spaceman - 08 Mar 2016 16:58 - 24171 of 24230

Bully I cant afford to reopen it, got huge electricity bill to pay for all the leccy that kimoldfield nicked.
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