OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Mmm, shaky market for sure. Draw up a list, stick a pin in it. Works every time :o)

What happened about my breakfast?

Arrrrchooooooo

Bless you.

I bought an oil share, well more than one actually!

Two Soco? That's splashing out a bit! ;o)

KEAYDIAN's breakfast, now lets see........erm, ah - says 10pm on the board. Plenty of time then!

(Sprays anti-germ spray) (Phtttttttttt.)

10 pm?????

What sort of breakfast is that, I said 10am.

You're a complete shambles, you're fired (points in Sir Alan Sugar style)

Go on, get ya stuff, and get out of this basement.

There's an old cafe down the road, you might find they have a room.

But, but, but.....you can't fire me, I don't work here!!! I'm an apprentice volunteer. It says 10pm on the board......look! (Holds up board in front of Quarantine Cage.)

Out!

No!!! I know my rights! (Breaks six eggs into bowl for breakfast at 10pm)

i am a lamb i am

Who said that!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo

Oh, oh! (Pour, stir) Here you go, a hot Lemsip with honey.

From you? No thanks.

Bunny, can I have a lemsip and honey please.

Pah! Nothing wrong with this one!

Te, not falling for that. I drink that I'll most probably turn into a lesbian vampire.

Haha! Did you enjoy your eggs last night? heh, heh!

Oh yeh, forgot, you've been fired, you're surplus to requirements, cheerio