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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Bullshare - 08 Mar 2016 12:45 - 24170 of 24230

Has it reopened, if you need a decorator to tart the place up Martini is wasting his life and Gausie can send over some tasteless African art!

Spaceman - 08 Mar 2016 16:58 - 24171 of 24230

Bully I cant afford to reopen it, got huge electricity bill to pay for all the leccy that kimoldfield nicked.

Bullshare - 09 Mar 2016 08:43 - 24172 of 24230

Perhaps have a pop up cafe, they are all the rage, I am sure we can get hold of some solar panels and create our own electricity.

M

kimoldfield - 09 Mar 2016 09:11 - 24173 of 24230

I only borrowed the electric. I've got a mate who will put up some solar panels free, you'll get your leccy back then see. Innit.

jj50 - 10 Mar 2016 10:24 - 24174 of 24230

Good grief, there is still life out there. Has Environmental Health finally let you re-open?

optomistic - 10 Mar 2016 11:47 - 24175 of 24230

Good morning jj, good to see you again...have a coffee whilst you are here...I brought some clean cups with me :-))

ExecLine - 10 Mar 2016 13:25 - 24176 of 24230

There are at least 10 things you never knew you could do with Coca-Cola, say Sainsbury's.

Now that spring is coming, I guess you could try that.

kimoldfield - 10 Mar 2016 14:23 - 24177 of 24230

Coke will brig up these 2p coins that I found under the table like new!

kimoldfield - 10 Mar 2016 14:24 - 24178 of 24230

I can think of more than 10 things you could do with Coca-Cola but I doubt if any of them are legal!

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 09:33 - 24179 of 24230

Croissants anyone?

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 09:46 - 24180 of 24230

Spaceman: Yes please with a large black coffee

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 09:49 - 24181 of 24230

no problem except no coffee, how about a cup of bovril?

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 10:30 - 24182 of 24230

Bovril will do fine, do you have hot water yet or shall i just lick the spoon?

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 11:56 - 24183 of 24230

Oops sorry no spoons, I have got a bottle of fizzy water.

Its all ready on the counter, 2 croissants (cold) plus a glass of fizzy bovril.

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 14:02 - 24184 of 24230

It was yummy, odd combination but felt right, we shall see later on if the fizzy bovril has side effects!

ExecLine - 14 Mar 2016 14:36 - 24185 of 24230

Ancillary products, Lambykins. That's what you need. The profits from these will help pay the utility bills.

eg. Funeral insurance, hair powder, 'rental' and 'for sale' property.

(I got the product ideas from the adverts below on the web page. Take a lead from MoneyAM. That's why they don't call it 'GiveItAwayFreeAM', you know)

:-)

Spaceman - 15 Mar 2016 07:59 - 24186 of 24230

Todays menu:

1) Spam sandwich made with lidl white bread and margarine
2) Flat Irn-Bru (approx 7 years old found in cellar)


Please note no substitutions allowed.

Bullshare - 15 Mar 2016 09:22 - 24187 of 24230

I see that Avon are moving their HQ from the good old USA to the UK, can you sublet some space at the coffee house to them?

KEAYDIAN - 15 Mar 2016 11:56 - 24188 of 24230

Can I have mine toasted...on one side?

Spaceman - 16 Mar 2016 19:56 - 24189 of 24230

KEAYDIAN, No.
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