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Lambykins's Dutch Coffee House - ADULTS ONLY (LAMB)     

Spaceman - 28 Jan 2005 23:56


CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 09:33 - 24179 of 24230

Croissants anyone?

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 09:46 - 24180 of 24230

Spaceman: Yes please with a large black coffee

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 09:49 - 24181 of 24230

no problem except no coffee, how about a cup of bovril?

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 10:30 - 24182 of 24230

Bovril will do fine, do you have hot water yet or shall i just lick the spoon?

Spaceman - 14 Mar 2016 11:56 - 24183 of 24230

Oops sorry no spoons, I have got a bottle of fizzy water.

Its all ready on the counter, 2 croissants (cold) plus a glass of fizzy bovril.

Bullshare - 14 Mar 2016 14:02 - 24184 of 24230

It was yummy, odd combination but felt right, we shall see later on if the fizzy bovril has side effects!

ExecLine - 14 Mar 2016 14:36 - 24185 of 24230

Ancillary products, Lambykins. That's what you need. The profits from these will help pay the utility bills.

eg. Funeral insurance, hair powder, 'rental' and 'for sale' property.

(I got the product ideas from the adverts below on the web page. Take a lead from MoneyAM. That's why they don't call it 'GiveItAwayFreeAM', you know)

:-)

Spaceman - 15 Mar 2016 07:59 - 24186 of 24230

Todays menu:

1) Spam sandwich made with lidl white bread and margarine
2) Flat Irn-Bru (approx 7 years old found in cellar)


Please note no substitutions allowed.

Bullshare - 15 Mar 2016 09:22 - 24187 of 24230

I see that Avon are moving their HQ from the good old USA to the UK, can you sublet some space at the coffee house to them?

KEAYDIAN - 15 Mar 2016 11:56 - 24188 of 24230

Can I have mine toasted...on one side?

Spaceman - 16 Mar 2016 19:56 - 24189 of 24230

KEAYDIAN, No.

kimoldfield - 17 Mar 2016 07:33 - 24190 of 24230

You can now, I've taken one of the elements out of the toaster to make a mini heater to keep my mate warm whilst he's up on the roof installing dodgy, er no, I mean first class solar panels.

ExecLine - 17 Mar 2016 10:09 - 24191 of 24230

An Americano, with just a splash of Tia Maria, please.

Oh, and I'll toss you for it. "Double or Quits". :-)

KEAYDIAN - 17 Mar 2016 10:28 - 24192 of 24230

Anyone tested the toaster?

KEAYDIAN - 17 Mar 2016 10:30 - 24193 of 24230

kimoldfield - 17 Mar 2016 10:58 - 24194 of 24230

Um, just popping out!

KEAYDIAN - 17 Mar 2016 12:01 - 24195 of 24230

OLDFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kimoldfield - 17 Mar 2016 12:47 - 24196 of 24230

🚶🏻🏃🏻

Spaceman - 07 May 2016 22:51 - 24197 of 24230

Here is the menu for the rest of May:

Monday to Friday Standard Menu:
1) Nothing

Daily Specials:
1) Spam sandwich made with lidl white bread and margarine
2) Flat Irn-Bru (approx 7 years old found in cellar)
3)Water (tap)

kimoldfield - 09 May 2016 07:56 - 24198 of 24230

I'll have 2 fried nothings and a pint of tap water please!
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