Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

sticky - glad you seem to have recovered your equilibrium and sense of humour :-)

Britain signs deal with Jordan to try to deport cleric Abu Qatada

LONDON | Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:42pm BST
(Reuters) - Britain has signed a new legal treaty with Jordan in the hope of being able to deport a radical cleric accused of being Osama bin Laden's "right-hand man in Europe" later this year, the Home Secretary said on Wednesday.

The British government has for years been unable to deport Abu Qatada back to his native Jordan, where he is wanted on terrorism charges, because judges have said evidence obtained through torture could be used against him.

The saga has been embarrassing for the Conservative-led government, which wants to appear tough on security and immigration, and in particular for Home Secretary Theresa May, who has been tipped as a future party leader.

There is speculation that if all else fails in a few months the government may table a motion to suspend the human rights treaty temporarily.

Luis Suarez 10-game ban: FA punishes Liverpool striker for bite

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has been banned for 10 games by the Football Association for biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic.

The incident happened during Sunday's 2-2 draw between the sides.
Following the bite, the 26-year-old apologised for biting the Chelsea defender and spoke to Ivanovic personally to say sorry.

The last time he bit someone he was suspended for 7 games and then Ajax sold him to Liverpool.

after cleaning out his mouth with same no doubt

SWAZ theirs no doubt hes a brilliant player but would this happen under Sir Alex or even more the great BUSBY. Or Shankly for that matter.

OK Eric got out of hand. But was severely dealt with.

Perhaphs a dog muzzle is the permanent answer.

My god if my former school house master heard of such an incident hed have thrown me from one side of the class room to the other and put the boot in.

Its all about the boss.

He should have all his teeth removed without the use of anaesthetic.

'house master'? Would that be left wing public school?

Shankly would have sold him straight away no messing.

Mind in them days I dont think their would be any buyers knowing what he did.

Great man was Shankly, my uncle used to play 5 a side with him on the rec on a sunday afternoon here in Huddersfield. Hard as iron he used to say about him.

Used to tell him his favourite player was Dennis Law. In fact tried to sign him but went to Italy.

Dennis wouldnt bite you, mind hed give you a quick kick in the shins when the ref wasnt looking.

http://www.kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/Broadcast/Entries/2013/4/19_MEP_Nigel_Farage_files/Nigel%20Farage%204%3A18%3A2013.mp3

Hays...........richmond wesley malom and howarth.

Royds Hall Secondary.

Harold Wilson used to go their but was a grammer school in his days.

and they would have taught him the difference between "their" and "there" and also how to spell "grammar" in those days too!

cynic
Are you still away?

Talking of Harold Wilson, he closed more pits than Thatcher.

came back from jersey on saturday morning ...... sunny but very windy made for some great but testing conditions

yes yes hays, but they were un- economic in other words on their last feet.

Thatcher closed down economic mines that could have shipped to Belgium and India.

cynic yes such a good boy for spoting my useless use of the English language. 10 brownie points and a slap on the arse from your FAG.

I bet you miss him or was that him caddying for you last week?.

Ah yes! You were hitting and chasing that poor little white ball.

Is it a different time zone there?

It would probably be the only place I have never been to in Europe. I went to Gothenberg for a day once. Up in the middle of the night and back the same, just for a business meeting. It was middle of winter and bloody freezing.

I have been passed the Channel Islands a few times on a ferry to France.

ps, bright boys (cynic and hays) who is the brainiest mp in parliament today........going on educational achievements.

clue........ link to Harold.