OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo

Oh, oh! (Pour, stir) Here you go, a hot Lemsip with honey.

From you? No thanks.

Bunny, can I have a lemsip and honey please.

Pah! Nothing wrong with this one!

Te, not falling for that. I drink that I'll most probably turn into a lesbian vampire.

Haha! Did you enjoy your eggs last night? heh, heh!

Oh yeh, forgot, you've been fired, you're surplus to requirements, cheerio

Can't, I'm a volunteer! An apprentice volunteer at that!

Coffee? Toast?, Cornflakes? Cup of tea?

Nope

Eggs? :o)

Nope, here's your stuff, bye bye.

Can't. Won't.

Anyway, I'm going to New York on Monday. Who's going to get your food when I'm gone? Eh?

Not you, thank gawd, (aaaarchhho)

:O)

Lemsip? Beechams? Aspirin?

No no no, thanks, bye bye

Not going yet.

Paracetamol?

Nope.

Ciao (waves)

Not going yet.

Let's see what else we've got. Hmmm, how about this black sticky stuff which (sniff) mmm smells like it should be good for you?

Go on then, just a half for me please, and a clean glass please.

(Squeak, squeak) Nice and clean (Slurp, slop. Pour). There you are.

Um, wife says I have to go shopping, so off the Chester I go; the "why don't we wait until New York, things are cheaper there" reasoning didn't work!. See ya later. Enjoy. :o)