bosley
- 20 Feb 2004 09:34
Mad Pad
- 17 May 2007 18:45
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Havn't I seen that somewhere before?
oblomov
- 17 May 2007 23:45
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Iankn73
- 18 May 2007 00:20
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Hi oblomov,
I Still dont understand how deja vu works please expand?
Tonyrelaxes
- 18 May 2007 09:10
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Ian - don't you mean repeat?
Tonyrelaxes
- 18 May 2007 09:11
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Ian - don't you mean repeat?
Mad Pad
- 18 May 2007 09:25
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Havn't I heard that somewhere before?Maybe I'm just imagining it.
hewittalan6
- 18 May 2007 09:41
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To break the monotony of this thread I was thinking long and hard about SEO while dipping my soldiers in my egg and reading and old copy of "Marvel Magazine", and it came to me in a flash of inspiration.
The SEO board is now made up of Penguin (sales), Joker (finance), The Riddler (Investor relations) and is led by a new ultimate baddy for the 21st century, Eco-Man.
They have the ultimate weapon for saving planet earths environment (Starpol) in their secret laboratory in Gotham City, and are holding the worlds governments to ransom. They are not happy with $400 per tonne, but will only accept world domination and a teapot that doesn't drip, in exchange for the secret formula.
The search is on for a caped crusader and his sidekick to hunt down these villainous fiends (*!POW*&?) and whip contracts from their utility belts (%*THWACK*%").
Time to shine the bat signal high on the clouds and once again use that red telephone.
This is probably the most believable news to eminate from SEO in 3 years, and I am prepared to sell the film rights.
nyleve
- 18 May 2007 09:49
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Best read I have had on here for months Alan - can you make it a daily event while we all wait for some sort of news from seo - you may need lots of stories !!!!!
Dave
Fred1new
- 18 May 2007 09:54
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Yes, I think of SEO as one of the longest pregnancies I have wittnessed. It must deliver something sometime.
Mad Pad
- 18 May 2007 10:01
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Cant we get it induced,a large quantity of gin maybe.
hewittalan6
- 18 May 2007 10:05
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HOLY ETERNITY MATERNITY FRED
nyleve
- 18 May 2007 10:10
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Think it had better be a double attack - Gin and Prunes !!!!!
Oilywag
- 18 May 2007 10:12
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Accompanied by a warm enema. Might as well flush everything out at the same time. For the person being relieved of both, (baby and the .... you know what I mean) it would be a deeply moving and religious experience.
For the baby, not very pleasant being born in a sea of the brown stuff!!!
The oily one
Mad Pad
- 18 May 2007 10:15
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Looks like were in one anyway Oily!Sea of brown stuff that is.
nyleve
- 18 May 2007 10:17
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Some of us bought in the 20p's, so we are already in it - lol
Mad Pad
- 18 May 2007 10:21
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Remember to keep the nostrils above it and think positive,all will come right in the end.
nyleve
- 18 May 2007 10:28
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You sure about that MP !!!
Mad Pad
- 18 May 2007 12:30
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What ,keeping the nostrils above the siht,yes.
greekman
- 18 May 2007 14:09
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Alan,
Yet another good laugh. At least while the SEO subject is dead (or at the least stagnating) nice to be cheered up.
It does seem to me you are dipping into more than an egg.
And my wife thinks I have a weird train of thought.
Greek
Fred1new
- 18 May 2007 15:10
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Hey, just had a lingering thought, what was the conceptions like?
8=)