for more information about stanelco click on the links.

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http://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=7681#lastread
website link
http://www.stanelco.co.uk/index.htm

To break the monotony of this thread I was thinking long and hard about SEO while dipping my soldiers in my egg and reading and old copy of "Marvel Magazine", and it came to me in a flash of inspiration.
The SEO board is now made up of Penguin (sales), Joker (finance), The Riddler (Investor relations) and is led by a new ultimate baddy for the 21st century, Eco-Man.
They have the ultimate weapon for saving planet earths environment (Starpol) in their secret laboratory in Gotham City, and are holding the worlds governments to ransom. They are not happy with $400 per tonne, but will only accept world domination and a teapot that doesn't drip, in exchange for the secret formula.
The search is on for a caped crusader and his sidekick to hunt down these villainous fiends (*!POW*&?) and whip contracts from their utility belts (%*THWACK*%").
Time to shine the bat signal high on the clouds and once again use that red telephone.
This is probably the most believable news to eminate from SEO in 3 years, and I am prepared to sell the film rights.

Best read I have had on here for months Alan - can you make it a daily event while we all wait for some sort of news from seo - you may need lots of stories !!!!!

Dave

Yes, I think of SEO as one of the longest pregnancies I have wittnessed. It must deliver something sometime.

Cant we get it induced,a large quantity of gin maybe.

HOLY ETERNITY MATERNITY FRED

Think it had better be a double attack - Gin and Prunes !!!!!

Accompanied by a warm enema. Might as well flush everything out at the same time. For the person being relieved of both, (baby and the .... you know what I mean) it would be a deeply moving and religious experience.

For the baby, not very pleasant being born in a sea of the brown stuff!!!

The oily one

Looks like were in one anyway Oily!Sea of brown stuff that is.

Some of us bought in the 20p's, so we are already in it - lol

Remember to keep the nostrils above it and think positive,all will come right in the end.

You sure about that MP !!!

What ,keeping the nostrils above the siht,yes.

Alan,

Yet another good laugh. At least while the SEO subject is dead (or at the least stagnating) nice to be cheered up.
It does seem to me you are dipping into more than an egg.
And my wife thinks I have a weird train of thought.

Greek

Hey, just had a lingering thought, what was the conceptions like?


8=)

Hell of a party.
pity you missed it. ;-)

given the length of gestation, some might suggest a phantom pregnancy.
I think more likely a premature ejaculation.
:-0

Still Waiting

Driver, I have heard rumours about you before. Are those really your children?

Has anyone heard anything about SPhere building two new factories, one in Spain and one in France?
Or am I being fed bullshit?