- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Ah but the view is lovely, the air is clean and the sun's out -brilliant! Say don't get too far ahead now, got to be at the warren by 4.30.........

This should be an animal free zone

Bloody hell im lost.......




.....help?

Hello all, please put something a bit stronger in my coffee! I just had a Victor Meldrew moment, when talking on the phone I looked out across my postage stamp back garden to watch a rather large, extremely fat rat amble across it as if it didn't have a care in the world! I live in the sticks, so where did it come from?

I blame the council. (Not sure if its the Hampshire County Council, East Hampshire Council or the local Parish Council - all of whom I contribute).
They introduced fortnightly collections, alternating normal rubbish (green bin) and green rubbish (black bin) at the beginning of the year, and the vermin is obviously very happy about it.

Hi littlewoman, We have rats here too at the Cafe and i usually go out at night and ring their necks so as soon as i have found where i am i will be round to eradicate your mouse problem (i will require a Bods).

GD - Follow your nose back to the tea-shop!!!!
LW - That's horrible I'm getting goose bumps up my back in sympathy - yuck nasty ratty things - have you got a neighbour with a compost heap (large and not fully contained) or a neighbour with chickens? Only those can bring the little horrors sniffing about.
Ahh JeffMack - Buy you a beer??????
((((((Bunny's off home now - doubtful I'll be in tomorrow, so probably see you all on Wed.))))))))))

bye bye bunny or as i like to say bbb

Right sniff sniff! Yes i can smell Socks socks from here so it must be this way!

I don't anyone near by has chickens, but I do have a compost heap, but it only has plant life.

There is a large drainage pipe the other side of the road, in a ditch, but hidden by lots of overgrowth. Last year a fox brought up a family in the pipe, I suppose the rats could have taken it over.

Golddog, don't have any bods, but plenty of wine available. White or red?

Im a red wine man myself, ernst & gallo will be fine. Dont worry about the rat problem i dare say littlewille gets the same problem but with elephants!

Found my way back to the Cafe, so im off into my basket for a well earned kip.

little woman
It has been said that you are rarely much more than six feet from a rat in this country. By the way, if you go down to the cafe cellar make sure you have elastic bands around the bottom of your trouser legs.

LW Are you going to invest the money you fleeced of the SA supporters in wiggs or pdl?

LEEK EVENING SCANDAL SHEET

LW Are you going to invest the money you fleeced of the SA supporters in wiggs or pdl?

LEEK EVENING SCANDAL SHEET

Accomodation wanted.

One elderly Milwall supporter wants B&B. Landlady must be able to speak Japanese or proper English, a couple of good-looking daughters an advantage. Willing to share (with daughters or attractive female guests)

evening all,

had a hectic day and just fancy a quick cup of tea with 2 sugars any sandwiches left i am starving......what time are you serving food till may pop in later for a snack.

Hope you all enjoy your evening.

Mega...

TIM...Total collected so far is rand 850, problem is that I can't remember who I made bets with so I'm relying on their honesty to come forth and volunteer. Naive or what!

Small Lady, rats love compost heaps even if only plant life, veggie rats!

Dawg...must be a sod having to buy two pairs of socks at a time.

TIM
Couldnt have phrased it better myself.

Somebody mention Socks?

Hello all. I thought it might be a good idea to have a pyjama party tonight but it's getting a bit parky. So I'll stick with having a cuppa and an ostrich burger. Tastes like chicken so I'm told.

You wear pyjamas, Socs?

;-)

Hi all just like the old days in here is it not will post horse tips this week GD all will have at least 4 legs (-:

HT.

hilary
I would be delighted to give you the opportunity to find out. LOL How's trading these days?

Will jeff have to buy new pyjamas and start shaving at bed time again? That thin moustache and round glasses will not go down well up in those chilly latitudes where there is no central heating and a night cap is what you put on your head at night.