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~Problem with small van like that are running costs.

Fuel consumption and Insurance colossal, repairs and maintenance colossal.

(not ex-wives)

I have one, but in the summer on the continent with kids marvellous.

i live in a ford transit ex bt box van now...3" insulation and plenty warm even this weather...trouble is hard getting a woman when they know you live in a van

You could always suggest going back to her place, you never know she may also live in a camper and it could be the start of a wonderful relationship.

maestro - sorry to be such a dog in the manger, but why does misfortune always have to be someone else's fault?
though i do not recollect the full facts as you portrayed, most times, the "victim" often only has himself to blame at least partially, having made a bad or too risky a decision or choice at the time
a bit like losing your shirt on the markets

Maestro - I seem to recall you claiming it was the jewish conspiracy that gottya. Has that changed?

There are plenty of naturalist camp sites in the UK where you will meet plenty of the opposite sex in the flesh.

.. What in this weather? Mitzy have you been out lately -):

I was fishing on the naturalist beach last Tuesday but I was fully clothed and caught 5 tiddlers on prawn bait.

I'm surprised you didn't catch your death. Anyway how did you get onto a naturalist beach with your clothes on then?

I was the only one there it was much too cold for naturalists.

That would explain it then -):

gausie..jewboy corzine of mf global robbed a few thousand clients of their life savings..including mine...so thats ok is it? he gets let off i get an arrest warrant on me for not signing the electoral register and not paying the fine..you call that friiggin jewdicial justice>?? get real jock!

Naturalists or naturists??? Anyway, living in a BT box van, just strap on your utility belt and the ladies will come running.....and the suspension is probably getting past it's best by now, so the rocking motion has to add to the occasion! I know a few girls who like a bit of rough (no offense intended) but they originate from Essex, which might not tick the right boxes, though they are bound to be impressed with your 3" of insulation!

omg maestro is back , i now believe in miracles !

Why? friggin jesus did it or was that a jewish conspiracy theory

sorry old son, but have you ever stopped to think that just possibly you made a dumb decision somewhere along the line (just as you have many times with shares)- and thus have (mainly) yourself to blame for your predicament?

cynic..its proven that bankers are crooks..not heard of the recent libor fiddling ? same goes on in the stockmarket...trust me...hoodless brokers retire on it by age 30

it's proven that many people are crooks and that lots of them go to jail for violent crimes ..... so your point is what?
certainly there must be some point to you not addressing the issue i raised regarding your own foolishness

cynic..i got introduced to the stockmarket in 2001 by a friend..i didnt realise it was infested with cheats,liars and crooks..i was unlucky i lost my job just when QXL was about to explode north..if i had not then wouldnt have sold out and would be a millionaire now