- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Will jeff have to buy new pyjamas and start shaving at bed time again? That thin moustache and round glasses will not go down well up in those chilly latitudes where there is no central heating and a night cap is what you put on your head at night.

TIM..expect it will be royal blue satin boxer shorts with gold motifs all over and maybe a golden key strategecly placed near the fly.
Wonder if he'll have the matching dressing gown aka Noel Coward and if he'll also have one of those foot long cigarette holders for use in his new seduction boudoir [ whoops, I mean the bedroom he'll let to his secretary}.
Fancy being the company teamaker AND having a secretary!!???

Then he'll play that 'take your pick' game;
always confused the Irish,that one! lol

"Boing" said Zebeddee!

Ah, puzzle solved! Jeff has fallen out with his secretary and she knows too much to fire her so he is having to do a runner before she confesses to her husband! Either that or he just wants marmite on leg for supper!

Well jeff are we close??!

Tea and cakes -typhoo with an ooooh in it please.
Just better drink this tea slowly as the dow just is not going up enough to put a smile on my face. it is around minus figures from open surely sould reach neutral zero some time today.

rgds
zarif

Im just in for a quick one! and i might have a cup of tea too.

Zarif, there is plenty of ooooooooh in the Tea Room tea!

Now if you dont mind i am going for a virtual fag out back.

Evening all

Rat is a delicacy in Leek! tastes like chicken so they say.

Is it true that chicken tastes like rat?

Very funny, must go this tailor

http://www.obeythesuit.co.uk/

Afternoon All! It looks like one of those days on the FTSE
when the glass definitely ain't looking half full,
more like half empty and draining by the hour!
This needs a glass of Cab' Sav' - or two or three.....
Hey GD nice to know I'm not the only one who sneaks out back for a quiet fag!
Has LW seen the dirty rat since the first sighting on Monday?
((Hmmmm fresh sawdust on the floor, nice touch very up market...)))

Evening all,

I only ever seem to want something stronger when I drop in!

Jeffmack that was a really bad/sexist site! (But I must admit I e-mailed it to a few people who I thought would see the funny side of it!)

Sorry folks but don't think I like to taste rat. I've not seen it since, but my neighbours have. Pest control are visiting Friday so hopefully we'll be able to discourage it (& others) soon.

little woman
What makes it so good is that it is real advert for a bespoke tailor.

I know, but if they would never have been able to put it on TV - too many people would have objected to it! Fortunetly for the web, it could actually be considered tasteful! (Especially compared to the SPAM that I receive!)

Spam fritters and chips would be very nice.

lol :o)

can you still buy spam?

what is spam ??

HT.

I think you can still buy Spam. I'll have a look next time I go trolley racing.

Isn't it that uninvited stuff we get on the net?

No it comes in a tin with a key.......