for more information about stanelco click on the links.

driver's research page link
http://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=7681#lastread
website link
http://www.stanelco.co.uk/index.htm

Well at least we know there still alive, up tomorrow.

lankn73 like it, "Stan Laurel And Co" excellent.

But seriously heard a rumour that the SEO machine has gone into marketing overdrive. Apparently they are not just selling golf tees any longer. As true opportunists all marketing efforts and resource are now being targeted towards commercialising "floatable golf tees" which is now a masive massive market given most of the country's courses are under 6 feet of water.

Stanelco PLC
06 July 2007

6th July 2007


Stanelco plc ('Stanelco' or 'the Company')

Pre Close Update

Stanelco is today issuing a Pre Close Update prior to reporting its Interim
Results to 30 June 2007, which are scheduled to be released on Monday 10
September 2007.

The Board continues to develop its plans in line with the trading statement of
29 May 2007. There have been no significant changes within this recent period
that are apposite to the Board's view on business prospects.

For further information please contact:

Financial Dynamics
Jonathon Brill/Caroline Stewart
Tel: 44 (0) 20 7831 3113

That means no progress as been made

Correction; That means nothing at all. Empty, vacuous and meaningless.
Whether there has been any progress depends on your view of nascent.

excellent.
5 years and I might get my money back.
Meanwhile , the bosses get hefty bonouses for shafting the PI's and selling some product.
I guess the cigarette filter is'nt worth a 1 let alone 100M (lol) and walmart and perseco have bin'ed this outfit for the immediate future.
No sales , nascent sales in future. No JV's in USA. NOTHING ON THE HORIZON.
Greenseal DEAD, Frogpack- flat, pulseline -flatlined more like. starpol- STARPOO
5 more years before a profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think its best to forget about this one for the foreseeable future rather than this continual masochism. Hoping upon hope for positive news as difficult as this must be due to the amount some of you have invested in "Stan Laurel And Co"

Have a good weekend all,

Ian

Why even bother to release an RNS which contains absolutely nada! unless this is their indirect way of quelling the recent rumours surrounding Biotec?

"There have been no significant changes within this recent period that are apposite to the Board's view on business prospects."

An interesting use of words. The statement will still be correct if the Board's view on business prospects is terrible. It leaves out what the board's actual view really is.

So, 'Si goodbye' to any 'silo' profit?

With SPhere ramping the huge bioplast production planned to start at the end of this month, would this not be an indication that SEO will not benefit?

GREEK!!!!!!!! Time to file that complaint.

Oblomov,

I think that may see to be the case based on the RNS unfortunately! WTFDIK

Hi Lankn,

As I understand it, a Pre Close Update is now a requirement of the LSE, prior to releasing results.

Ob,

If no news is out by close of market tonight, the report will be sent tomorrow.
I will confirm when sent.

Just to play devils advocate, not that I necessarily believe any of it..............
SPhere are about to float, they desperately need to ramp their future. SEO made a promise of the new board that RNS would not contain anything but hard fact. Planned production is not hard fact.
SEO must realise the precarious position they are in regarding previous RNS that have promised much and delivered nowt, they have had enough complaints about it.
It really does come back to that word nascent!! If it means (as we all read it) that plans, sales and orders were comatose, verging on dead, then they still are. If it meant they were happening, but at an early stage, then they are still happening. The only thing it does not reveal is how big or profitable and who they are with.
FWIW, I am working on the theory of sales being dead, then it will be a pleasant suprise to be wrong.

Unfortunately, I think the money will run out before any profit.
the directors are in a win win situation AGAIN.
They get paid , have to deliver nothing and then move on .
await the next cash call/sale/ or more likely fold in 18 months.
theres nothin nascent about that.
bad day to give up smoking crack.
:-(

bad day to give up smoking full stop!!!!!!!!!! However it was pointed out to me that if you drop a fagend in the street you may get fined 80.00 whilst if you smoke in a pub or restaurant the fine is only 55.00 so the difference will pay for the bar bill

wonder how many fines SEO will have to pay in future considering all their instigated smokescreens

Michael Barrymore (allegedly) dropped a fag in a swimming pool and got away with it.

probably got away with it as swimming with a fag in your mouth is bloody hard

Michael Barrymore's given up pantomine as he did Aladdin 6 years ago.

a-lad-in.
lol
at least you've manged to put a smile back on my face.
I skimmed over to PM's site- to see if there was anything positive there. it would appear he's deleted a few posters comments who I can only assume 'not happy'.
- I loved his comment - "Keep it real folks, no wild claims and accusations please "
pot kettle black.
Everyone have a good weekend.