Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Snuffed It


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." - Brother Maynard, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

"He snuffed it at the last furlong, now they're sending him to the glue factory."

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

..In other words he's a gonna -):

Stan, lol

You have a good sense of humour.

A Good'n that innit -):

Got to rememer guys Ive been informed this thread is being WATCHED.

Is it really worth losing your posting rights???????????

Were a good set of lads, sorry guys (women included) but lets not cock it up.

Less personal attacks etc.

Dont want to lose anyone.

To me your all good freinds. cheers. GF

No such thing as a landlord of a thread. It is irrelevant who starts a thread.

Bit rich coming from you GF, perhaps a memory transplant needed. It was you who started all this discord on the political front, death of Margaret Thatcher ring any bells? Expect it from Fred he's been a twat for years. What's your excuse? :O)

Hi nice but simple chris, hey your a grand Lad.

Chris,. you know i am a genious.

Watch here....................


Post..................25069.



I banked 2 days new positions just short of £9 grand in 24 hours.



Weep AND sleep.




Still think your a good guy.

Ditto mate. Hey you figured out how old you are this week? :O) Respect for your 9k profits in 2 days.

Genious - Definition

Share on twitter
Share on facebook
Share on more 1320 up, 282 down


It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."

Genious - Alternative Definition

Share on twitter
Share on facebook
Share on more 338 up, 150 down


What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.

The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.

***************************************

Is Fishfinger a frog then?

independAnt i spot quite regularly
i could then get a little more pedantic about people who say different to when it should be from

There, their, they're, cyners!

doubts now on global warming .the fore cast of 4% rise in temp now been put down to less than 0.5 temps have not moved in 20 years

government now at break even on Lloyds shares soon will be making a profit

CHRIS........if you think Im going to fezz up about my age your a nutter (take note Hilary). Security etc etc.

If you remember a few weeks back we were pulling Cyners leg about his age etc etc.

In fact we were all guesing each others age and taking the P.

Not age that counts anyway, its the heart.

Your a nice lad really. Bit deluded with your Tory outlook mind.

how very girlie (sorry hils!) to be so coy about your age ...... i'm very happy to be getting my pension in addition to salary, and sure as hell i won't be trying to give back my oh-so-valuable winter heating allowance - it pays the paper bill!

I was about to award Stan the funniest post of the week 25061, but I think Hilary has tied for the lead with post 25071.

Well slap me with a kipper! Silly little me was under the impression that Fishfinger had fessed up about his age a couple of times previously.

**************************************************************

goldfinger - 07 Mar 2013 11:29 - 22133 of 24136
My days trading index are over Cyners. Now 39, too old its a young mans game that.

**************************************************************

goldfinger - 18 Apr 2013 09:22 - 24123 of 24136
Your 66 same age as Cynic. Lot of oldies on here, last of the summer wine.

Im 42 now. Physicaly fitter than Ive ever been..... 6ft 10inch tall 18.5 stone.

**************************************************************