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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Chris Carson - 17 May 2013 01:44 - 25068 of 81564

Ditto mate. Hey you figured out how old you are this week? :O) Respect for your 9k profits in 2 days.

hilary - 17 May 2013 07:30 - 25069 of 81564

Genious - Definition

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It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."


Genious - Alternative Definition

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What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.

The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.

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Is Fishfinger a frog then?

cynic - 17 May 2013 07:35 - 25070 of 81564

independAnt i spot quite regularly
i could then get a little more pedantic about people who say different to when it should be from

hilary - 17 May 2013 07:37 - 25071 of 81564

There, their, they're, cyners!

TANKER - 17 May 2013 08:06 - 25072 of 81564

doubts now on global warming .the fore cast of 4% rise in temp now been put down to less than 0.5 temps have not moved in 20 years

TANKER - 17 May 2013 08:19 - 25073 of 81564

government now at break even on Lloyds shares soon will be making a profit

goldfinger - 17 May 2013 09:45 - 25074 of 81564

CHRIS........if you think Im going to fezz up about my age your a nutter (take note Hilary). Security etc etc.

If you remember a few weeks back we were pulling Cyners leg about his age etc etc.

In fact we were all guesing each others age and taking the P.

Not age that counts anyway, its the heart.

Your a nice lad really. Bit deluded with your Tory outlook mind.

cynic - 17 May 2013 09:51 - 25075 of 81564

how very girlie (sorry hils!) to be so coy about your age ...... i'm very happy to be getting my pension in addition to salary, and sure as hell i won't be trying to give back my oh-so-valuable winter heating allowance - it pays the paper bill!

doodlebug4 - 17 May 2013 09:54 - 25076 of 81564

I was about to award Stan the funniest post of the week 25061, but I think Hilary has tied for the lead with post 25071.

hilary - 17 May 2013 10:19 - 25077 of 81564

Well slap me with a kipper! Silly little me was under the impression that Fishfinger had fessed up about his age a couple of times previously.

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goldfinger - 07 Mar 2013 11:29 - 22133 of 24136
My days trading index are over Cyners. Now 39, too old its a young mans game that.

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goldfinger - 18 Apr 2013 09:22 - 24123 of 24136
Your 66 same age as Cynic. Lot of oldies on here, last of the summer wine.

Im 42 now. Physicaly fitter than Ive ever been..... 6ft 10inch tall 18.5 stone.

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Haystack - 17 May 2013 10:20 - 25078 of 81564

My age is

2^n+2

or

2^(n-1)+3^3+7

hilary - 17 May 2013 10:21 - 25079 of 81564

Cyners,

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll be 32 next year. :o)

Bullshare - 17 May 2013 10:26 - 25080 of 81564

hilary: cough cough ;-)

skinny - 17 May 2013 10:27 - 25081 of 81564

cynic - 17 May 2013 10:28 - 25082 of 81564

is that as a C or even DD?

TANKER - 17 May 2013 10:29 - 25083 of 81564

gold . because I have four pensions now 66 and with my old age pension 3 of them take me over 26k can I take my 4th pension pot in cash its only around 37k
thanks

hilary - 17 May 2013 10:34 - 25084 of 81564

Shhhh, Doris. I'll have to have a word with the landlord if you're gonna be like that!

Fred1new - 17 May 2013 11:06 - 25085 of 81564

It strikes me some on this thread have had their medication stopped.

(Or, perhaps, not taking the appropriate medications for their genus, or appropriate for their genii.)

goldfinger - 17 May 2013 11:40 - 25086 of 81564

he he fred...nice one.

goldfinger - 17 May 2013 11:41 - 25087 of 81564

Hey look out we got the boss Bully posting here.

Fame at last for the BEST thread around.
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