UK Time kick off.

Dil - one to sing to the French tomorrow.

I gather our beloved leader is to fly the Welsh flag from no. 10 tomorrow.
edit - just realised it could be the first time it's flown in London since Henry Tudur appointed Dai Plumber as his no. 1 in 1485 :-)

Whoops, how odd, by mistake I put the french flag in the header:-) Not sure who I dislike the most the french or the Welsh rugby teams so i'll call it draw and watch endless repeats of the 2003 world cup final instead!!

Cheers skinny ... some people on here think they are sooooooooooooooo funny.

Bad reception in Wetherspoons so might be half time before you hear from me tomorrow guys so anyway don't forget .....


So hoist up the John B Sail,
See how the main sail sails,
Call for the captain ashore take the cup home, (take the cup home)
We'll take the cup home,
We'll take the cup home,
With Sam our captain,
We'll take the cup home!

skinny

Here's something else to watch tomorrow

.... them were the days M , we've won two Grand Slams since then while watching your lot get worse and worse and worse and it's been bloody wonderful :-)

Ianto was having a pint at his local when a very loud mouthed englishman by the name of Henry walked in. Ianto couldnt help overhear Henry trying to bet a couple of young lads that they couldnt drink 20 pints in 20 minutes. After a lot of cajoling, Henry was unsuccessful in his plight to make a few quid. He looked around at Ianto and said 'well what about you then?, Are you game?' Ianto downed his pint and left the pub.

Half an hour later Ianto walks back in to his local and says to Henry 'I'll take that bet.' Sure enough Henry smiled at the easy money he would make as Ianto began to drink the pints. Henry's smile soon turned upside down when Ianto polished off the 20 pints in 19 minutes. Handing over the cash, Henry said 'when you left here earlier, where did you go?' Ianto looked at him and replied 'I had to go to the pub down the road to see if I could do it first.'

There are two man made things can be seen from space,
the great wall of china and the hole in the english defence

The English decided to invade Wales, the army had just crossed the border and came to the first forrest when they heard a voice shout "One Welshman is worth two Englishmen".

The army commander couldn't resist the challenge and promptly sent two men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted "One Welshman is worth ten Englishmen".

The army commander again couldn't resist the challenge and promptly sent ten men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice again shouted "One Welshman is worth 100 Englishmen".

The army commander was now getting angry and sent two hundred men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted "One Welshman is worth an English regiment".

The army commander now really angry sent in one of his regiments. After 10 minutes one of the English emerged from the forrest bleeding and dying, and with his last breath he told the army commander...

"it's a trap!.. there's TWO of them in there"!

Three rugby players are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is a Welshman, one English and the other a West Indian.

They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying, "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys." The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over. "However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said, "..in all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify them."

With that the Welshman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a black infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent."

"Maybe", said the Welshman, "but one of the other two is English and I'm not taking the chance."

3 young lads are playing on the street in London in 1987 when they were all hit by a speeding bus. Upon arrival in Heaven God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off that cloud over there and as you're flying back down to Earth shout out what you want to do, and so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts, "Spaceman" and so, 20 years later he is a top pilot & scientist and is due to take part in the next manned space expedition in partnership with NASA.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts, "Racing Driver" and so, 20 years later he has worked his way up to become a leading rally driver & is tipped to win major competitions and titles.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs towards the edge of the cloud he trips over his own feet and stumbles off the cloud muttering, "Stupid clumsy arsehole." 20 years later he's playing in the England squad Backs.

Always said NOTHING WRONG WITH WALES!!!!!

















IT'S THE FXXXXXG WELSH THAT'S THE PROBLEM !!!!!! :O)

Fecking neighbours more like :-)

Right I off for one more training session before the biggy tomorrow.

Good stuff Dil!

I'm off to polish my flagpole! :o)

Training went well .... 7.45am start tomorrow and our rendition of "Sam Our Captain " rocked the place tonight .


Can't believe Anton survived tonights eviction or are my kids winding me up ?

Who does Anton play for?

Come on Wales!

He some big headed , full of himself , cocky b"stard that you would like to punch type of guy thats in Big Brother.

He's English :-)

WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!