- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Vasey
They may be loutish scaffolders but I bet you look at their builders bums

Not my thing, jeff!

I didn't realise there were two Concordes. Thought I heard a second one and put it down to imagination!

Vasey
There was actually three landing at Heathrow 3 minutes apart. Only saw two over London though.

Only saw one come over my patch of Middx. but a great sight!!!!

Mackjeff
Risque, moi, perish the thought.

Give me the most expensive tea and in pure china -and make it same for everyone aswell as i have just creamed the DOW on a DOW-ner for 119 pts aon a short for 2380 on spdbetting.definitely WOW on The DOW
rgds
zarif

Hey Zarif Great Result for you - well done!!!!

Wow, forget the tea, break out the bubbly.....

order best champers from chapneys for little woman with a bucket of ice
from zarif

Thanks zarif, it does feel good doesn't it. I hope you have many more days like this to come.

I'm sick of WW2 RAF spam. Please may I have some leek soup and a marmite sandwich?

Is lw little willie or little woman? If the two of them were having 'a relationship' it would be very confusing!

Did I tell you lot I had a leak on Wednesday. I put some flooring down in the bathroom about 6 weeks ago. Seems I screwed through a pipe that suddenly started leaking bucket loads through my kitchen ceiling. Cost me 230 for emergency plumber.

So dont mention the L word again........

Sorry I've had three bowls of leek soup so I must rush out for a leak. I was hoping to take the train to wales for a leak to recycle the leeks in the soup, but I'm too desperate so I'll go to Leek for a leak instead!

230! jeffmack. I hope that wasn't just the call out charge.

Well done zarif. You amaze me. You trade without a system and make loadsa dosh. Quite 'against' the rules. The pundits can say what they like about trading but they know nothing. The people who know are the ones who do it. And good luck to 'em.

Good morning all, full English breakfast and a lovely hot pot of tea. What more could a person wish for? Answers on the back of a 20 note to............

Had a nice cuppa and a sausage sarnie, now ready to face the day. BRING IT ON

Morning all, we've got the 'Cape Doctor' blowing through [south easterley, straight from Antartica], not at all cold but torrential driving rain, and the wind; it's just as if this whole lot of cafe contributors had been eating nothing but leeks.
But, its monthly medal day and loads are trying to play golf in it, crazy or what. Unashamedly, I'm a 'good weather golfer' these days and it won't hurt me if they call me a 'moofie'*.

So if ok with Jeffers I'll join him for what he's been throwing down his 'stoat' and I'll settle down to read the Weekend Torygraph and then live soccer on sky.
Mres lw just off to Paarl for shopping, we've a covered braii at friends tonight so a 'latey' beckons.

Last night played in a charity nine hole golf match in the dark!
First time altho' have heard of it in UK; clear ball with a hole in it and you're given a seemingly plastic dowel which you bend and it obviously makes chemicals within react. You then insert it in the ball and it gives off a bright greeney yellow light.
The greens were surrounded by burning candles and the pin was one of those large indonesian barbeque lights that also ward off the mossies. Rest of the course being in complete darkness, weird or what.
Halfway round the course they were doing a braii with sausages and chicken peri peri- my partner and I won with a friend and my wife coming second [no comments Jeffmack!].
So the l.w.'s came home laden with goodies incl. a golf jacket, vouchers and some rare wines....yipee, yessir....

Re comments on initials lw, have to say that I was on here and t'other site first but always a gentleman and ever mindful that lw might be able to floor me I think there's plenty of room for us both.
She also seems very nice and a hampshire girl!!



*Afrikaans for poofter

Hello Jeff and lw
Sounds like a good weekend beckons. For myself, I have just dumped her-indoors off at a postcard fair so I'm at a loose end for the rest of the day. Just having a cuppa and a plate of pasta and then I'm off into Cheltenham for a few bits and pieces. Antiques fair tomorrow. The rest of the time I will devote to scanning charts, unless Vasey pops in and then I would drop everything for a chat.

Hi all,

Thanks lw, and TIM you really must keep up with who's in and then you wouldn't get confused.

lw, although I've never played golf at night my local course has regular comps, and I believe here they put one of those balls down the hole to light it up, as they don't bother with the pin! I have a collection of those "sticks", very usefully at night when you go camping............

Just back from a poochy walk, would someone please go out and use the poop-a-scoop!

I think i may rest in my basket now before poochy spends the evening on the tiles?

What's all this spam, spam, and spam? I will have no more talk of such a thing in this Cafe, from now on if you want to talk spam please go out the back and talk quietly to each other with a bag over your heads, thanks.