- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Afternoon All!
Any chance of a glass of red wine for the bunny?

Don't stop posting in the ivestors room Little Woman - it would be a poorer
place without your contributions
(((Seriously I mean it....but of course any
gratitudes can be left with GD and I'll pick it up discreetly later!)))
No seriously - I don't know what's occured in these posts, but don't
let them get to you.

Little Willie - thanks for expanding my volcab. and introducting a little
'local lingo' now I can insult someone without them knowing by calling them
a 'moofie' !!!!

Is GD in today??? and How's everyone's day going??????????

PS SPAM!!!!!!!!!
Sorry GD couldn't resist it!!!!

Best oolng chinese tea for me and everyone in the tea room as just closed my long from friday with 77pts gain. Wow in DOw again.

Just need to calm me nerves down -The feeling must be an equivalent of a male orgasm.

rgds
zarif

Get aa broker which offers personal membership of CREST and you will be on the share register. That is one reason I use Stockttrade.

Congrats Zarif you've been Do(ww)ing well again!!!! Sit down and calm your nerves with a cuppa!

Vasey only goes for the free sarnies and an ogle at the Directors. She always cruises the car park first to see who arrives in the most expensive car.

I'm too tight to pay for personal membership of Crest! Jeffmack, leave Vasey alone, at least she's got taste!

You girlies ganging up on me!

Little Woman - thought I might catch you in here, thanks for reminding me it is Monday and not still Thursday! Guess the change in the clocks on Sunday has mangled my bunny brain!

- Would we do that!

Just poured a glass of red from the Zurich bank compensation box, which needs to be drunk before mid 2004. I know it's a bit early, but the e-mail problem means I've had to write (8) several letters today, and not a single invoice among them - and now I'm exhausted!

Evening all, now your clocks have changed we've a 2 hour difference so with the sun well over the yardarm I'll partake of a v.big VAT if you please.
Oi, how come no ice or lemon, I mean, come on!

Re flash cars Jeff, had you down as an XK8 ragtop type of guy and think Vasey might be persuaded by it aka Issadora Duncan, hopefully without the silk scarf.
Then a drive into the country, stick a mug of VC in her hand [after 2 bottles switch to Asti] and then asak to examine her portfolio.
Think marmite legs would be a 'bummer' also Freds Cafe for a spamburger with leek dressing would be a 'nono'.

Let us know how you get on and who is your new Life with the Lions manager?

LW
Denis Wise is caretaker manager, apparantly only wanted to do it for 4 games, which is up next week. They were after Steve Clarridge but dont know how that was progressing. I hope you have your steel toe caps on as the girls are ganging up on me.

Does four games count as one round? and is it a fifteen rounds fight? lol

I thought he went to Leicester or am I in cloud cuckoo wotsit?
Management certainly went for the right guy to clean up their reputation
and post-match interviews would be an education.

"Now look 'ere guvnor; you give me verbal and you'll get a right good smackin' from Freddy the Fish, you fleet poncers". That sort of prose.

You sort your own mess with the ladies out; me, I love them all and they're
not for turning!!!

That time of the evening - so Zarif how'd you do today

And LW did you ever sort out your dealing account problems (It's amazing what you remember when you start drinking early in the day!)

Hello little willie,

Dennis was sacked by Leicester after a minor* fracas with a team-mate (Callum Davidson) about a year ago and went to Millwall. As I recall, his first game for the Lions was against Leicester and he scored. They announced it on the tannoy at the Bridge and the Matthew Harding Stand went wild with delight.

He gets fantastic applause whenever he returns to the Bridge (they still sing about his goal in the CL at the San Siro!).

* Minor for Dennis, anyway. The other chap suffered a broken jaw. :-))

Hello all

Nice to see a busy cafe.

Little Women.. did you have to send Comdirect a lot info on members?
We had one account with them but closed it, just got the Hargreaves one now.
Comdirect also increased their fees, So far Hagreaves have left us alone.

I am on the verge of giving up anyway.
Poor turnout to meetings now we are in profit, not getting much out of the club compared to the work I put in.

I am very shocked you ladies do no Ironing, You all got servants or what?
Who was it in the old ADVFN cafe that had Au pairs ???????????
I remember us checking them out on a web site. Was it you Jeff?

8 Ball - I cheated/lied. I only told them we had 5 members, so only had to produce for the 5 (Mind you that was a nightmare, because one of them had gone off to Australia for a couple of months)! Our old account was with Barclays, which still has the "dogs" - (17.50 or 1.5%!). As they go into profit we are selling them. The comdirect only has the money for long term investments. The members gave me a trust deed, so I could open an account with Hoodless & Brennan (7 a deal) in my name, and the money I'm allowed to play with (without consulting the members) is there.

In fact the current problem is the bank account. Went into the local Barclays yesterday as we had our AGM and our signatories changed again. Had a battle to get them to take the paperwork - as I didn't bring my passport with me to prove I was who I was. Other ID, bills etc were ignored completely. We have agreed to move our Current account to Abbey National but it takes so long to sort the paperwork out - which should solve the Barclays problem.

I don't Iron either! I sell a range of clothing (so I can get them cheap, and I wear nothing else) made in Canada which don't require any ironing!

Almost forgot - after my rambling....

I'm sorry to see you are thinking of giving up. I know what you mean about the amount of work, but fortunetely our meetings are more of a social event, so the attendance is about 2/3rds of the membership. All the appointments except mine are rotated, to make the members get envolved, and we have just added a 4th to take the extra work load off the others! Our meetings are pretty lively as most of the members attending try to take part and a couple are taking a greater interest than before. I think having only 6 meetings a year helps too!

Japanese green tea for me today as i am going to try my luck on the Nikkei and short it today.
So to get in the right frame best to drink Japanese tea and then the candles will shed light!!!!

As they Say " let every bird sing its song "

I have got a long open on the dow from lastnight lets see wheher i roll in a fish or get eaten by a shark

Ps: u dont do shark fin soup for winter mornings

rgds
zarif

8 Ball,

It was Klutey Klute who employed an Au Pair!

Jeff