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Naturalists or naturists??? Anyway, living in a BT box van, just strap on your utility belt and the ladies will come running.....and the suspension is probably getting past it's best by now, so the rocking motion has to add to the occasion! I know a few girls who like a bit of rough (no offense intended) but they originate from Essex, which might not tick the right boxes, though they are bound to be impressed with your 3" of insulation!

omg maestro is back , i now believe in miracles !

Why? friggin jesus did it or was that a jewish conspiracy theory

sorry old son, but have you ever stopped to think that just possibly you made a dumb decision somewhere along the line (just as you have many times with shares)- and thus have (mainly) yourself to blame for your predicament?

cynic..its proven that bankers are crooks..not heard of the recent libor fiddling ? same goes on in the stockmarket...trust me...hoodless brokers retire on it by age 30

it's proven that many people are crooks and that lots of them go to jail for violent crimes ..... so your point is what?
certainly there must be some point to you not addressing the issue i raised regarding your own foolishness

cynic..i got introduced to the stockmarket in 2001 by a friend..i didnt realise it was infested with cheats,liars and crooks..i was unlucky i lost my job just when QXL was about to explode north..if i had not then wouldnt have sold out and would be a millionaire now

the world is full of people proclaiming "if", "nearly did" and "would have been" ...... if you have not had a job since 2001 (or even 2010), then it is likely that you do not have marketable skills or are inflexible in your outlook ..... if you had a subsequent job, what then is your gripe?

perhaps you think me harsh, but so is the world and life

cynic...the world is only harsh because an elite few want it to be like that so they can profit from the misery of billions...heaven or hell on Earth are both possible...we just need to expose the saturn ring leaders,destroy their symbolism and eradicate their mindset forever..easier said than done though...but we could start by starting a mason-free party

Shed for sale 6x8. Suit retired, bored person

dont tell me you're a mason lian?

O've got 2 sheds.

No. I'm a member of the Saturn ring Elite. Rtd

that makes you a mason then because thats what they worship...demonic saturn entities....john dee the royal astrologer susposedly was in touch with them..most masons havent a clue what goes on though ...they'll never get past the 3rd degree...and dont forget the zionist kaballah freaks...another saturn worshipping sect who are obsessed with the number EL-EVEN...thats why we had 9/11...basically an occult blood sacrifice ritual to their saturn gods

Have you tried a wearing Alluminium foil helmet. It's stops the mind probes

Only problem is your grammer becomes rubbish like..... er?

Iain - grammAr!! .... meanwhile, please can you order maestro a straight jacket and an urgent appointment at the closest psychiatric unit for the paranoid

This has to be the funniest thread ever....

Actually there are six grammatical errors in post 274, but I think they might be intentional! ;o)