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Gausie lets hope when you put you hand down the back of your sofa it dont make your rash any worse.yukkkkkkkkkstale crisp packets a 2p coin1995 copy of the Sunday Sport apple corethe remote from a Betamax and all from a man of means!

I think that's a very sensible idea, G. Now why couldn't I have been more helpful? Hmmm.

Offer him a room tabby if your that worried.

Good idea Dil. Maybe Maestro could be Tabby's rent boy.

If the world was run by woman there would be no warsvery few paedophilesvery little violence on our streetsvery few burglariesfar less harm to animals.and no homelessnessDil dont be a cruel bastard..on a minus side there would be a Jimmy Choo Shoes on every street corner!

Yeah your right tabby , I wouldn't want that tw*t living with me either.

Sorry.

And too many woman drivers.....how on earth do they get cheaper insurance is beyond me ?.....they slam their brakes on for no apparent reason...you go into the back of them it's your fault......they scrape down the side of you....it's 50/50....some of them are a menace on the roads...they drive in the middle of the road and if you are coming the other way ...you are nearly on the pavement !....a woman as transport minister heavens forbid !,...(sorry about the rant !...feeling much better now !).

RRdangerous ground there mate!in fact anywhere near a woman driver is dangerous ground! lol

And I haven't mentioned roundabouts.....they reverse back sometimes...!.

This isn't helping Maestro at all you guys! Let's not show the girls that we have a short attention span, eh?

I got a rope he can have if he's feeling really ucked off.

you live in bridgend then dil?

That rope is looking more and more attractive as time goes on.

Perhaps we can organise a suicide pact.....you go first....and don't forget to mention me in your will.....I'll be along a little later !.

1. They (the 'non-religious global elite') make debt out of thin air.
2. We convert that imaginary money into real wealth through labour.
3. They take the real wealth back from us in return for the imaginary money.

Result: They extract all the value from the world and we are left with nothing.

I know a good recipe for hedgehog avec prunes ane theres plenty running abot at the time.

You won't have to commit suicide rf.

I'm sure there are plenty of women around who'll be happy to do it for you ...

Capitalism: The most efficient way for the 'non-religious global elite' to buy the world on the backs of our labour.

Its all one big giant scam for the 'non-religious global elite' to extract the wealth from the world and we are there to extract that wealth for them via our labour. I wonder what will happen to all us 'useless eaters' once they own the entire planet?

Hmmm - wonder if Maestro's house has been airlifted off somewhere very secret by a bunch of black helicopters in a 9/11 style zionist and capitalist conspiracy?