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Traders Thread - Monday 20th February (TRAD)     

Greystone - 19 Feb 2006 12:39

Master RSI - 20 Feb 2006 17:27 - 26 of 27

           JOKE OF THE DAY

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough
to be seated next to a gorgeous woman.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading
a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies,

"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.
It identifies that American Indians have the longest
average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.

By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

aurora-tonto.JPG      9437,1122026644,8.jpg      caveman2.jpg

bigbobjoylove - 20 Feb 2006 17:42 - 27 of 27

looks like MRP and RPT for tomorrow then with a sprinkling of EME.
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