JOKE OF THE DAY
How men can remember women
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days.
Men are proof of reincarnation.
You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Why don't men cook at home?
No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
He keeps a record of everything he eats.
It's called a tie.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?
ET phoned home.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half of the time
When do men insist that women are illogical?
When a woman doesn't agree with them.

