UK Time kick off.

The English decided to invade Wales, the army had just crossed the border and came to the first forrest when they heard a voice shout "One Welshman is worth two Englishmen".

The army commander couldn't resist the challenge and promptly sent two men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted "One Welshman is worth ten Englishmen".

The army commander again couldn't resist the challenge and promptly sent ten men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice again shouted "One Welshman is worth 100 Englishmen".

The army commander was now getting angry and sent two hundred men into the forrest. After 10 minutes the voice shouted "One Welshman is worth an English regiment".

The army commander now really angry sent in one of his regiments. After 10 minutes one of the English emerged from the forrest bleeding and dying, and with his last breath he told the army commander...

"it's a trap!.. there's TWO of them in there"!

Three rugby players are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is a Welshman, one English and the other a West Indian.

They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying, "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys." The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over. "However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said, "..in all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify them."

With that the Welshman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a black infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent."

"Maybe", said the Welshman, "but one of the other two is English and I'm not taking the chance."

3 young lads are playing on the street in London in 1987 when they were all hit by a speeding bus. Upon arrival in Heaven God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off that cloud over there and as you're flying back down to Earth shout out what you want to do, and so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts, "Spaceman" and so, 20 years later he is a top pilot & scientist and is due to take part in the next manned space expedition in partnership with NASA.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts, "Racing Driver" and so, 20 years later he has worked his way up to become a leading rally driver & is tipped to win major competitions and titles.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs towards the edge of the cloud he trips over his own feet and stumbles off the cloud muttering, "Stupid clumsy arsehole." 20 years later he's playing in the England squad Backs.

Always said NOTHING WRONG WITH WALES!!!!!

















IT'S THE FXXXXXG WELSH THAT'S THE PROBLEM !!!!!! :O)

Fecking neighbours more like :-)

Right I off for one more training session before the biggy tomorrow.

Good stuff Dil!

I'm off to polish my flagpole! :o)

Training went well .... 7.45am start tomorrow and our rendition of "Sam Our Captain " rocked the place tonight .


Can't believe Anton survived tonights eviction or are my kids winding me up ?

Who does Anton play for?

Come on Wales!

He some big headed , full of himself , cocky b"stard that you would like to punch type of guy thats in Big Brother.

He's English :-)

WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

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Well despite Wales being odds on favourites I have had a punt on them for this match.
Form and passion should see them beat the French.

That should put the kiss of death on their chances of a first WC Final place :)

You watching that England video M ?

.... not even you can bugger this up for us M .

More people expected in the Millenium Stadium than at Eden Park and its free.

.... and 80,000 expected next week for the final !!!

60,000 expected 80,000 if they get to the final apparently. Hmmm bit of breakfast and then Upstairs Downstairs :-)

Calm down dear. Some breakfast first and then you can open your presents and see what Santa has brought you.

Yippeee time to go pub open in six minutes :-)