OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Lamby cant go on the tree. We are having him for boxing day dinner

How's about a rota?

We can take it in turns.

Eh? What's that? Did someone mention a rotary spit turning?, with a lamb on it? (sniff, sniff) hmm, can't smell anything but Christmas trees.

Kimhave you worked out how you are going to tell Bunny you signed for 100 trees in her namethen there are the decorations you lostLamby refuses to go on top of the treeand you can count me outpink aint my colourall in all you are in deepdeep.that reminds me I know where I can get my hands on a job lot of brown Father ChristmasesI think there is tinsel as well look great on the treesthey were ordered by this eccentic American singertragiche diedstory goes he was rocking with a robin and fell out of one of last years treesnever mindwe can get them for a songbit of tinsel strategically placed and Ive got you out of troublewhat say youI dont even want a drink out of it?

That could be a way out Tabby! We've only got 90 trees now though. This fella came to the door wanting to buy 10 so I thought it would be good business. We loaded all but 1 on to his truck then he said he would just nip into his cabin to get his wallet whilst I loaded the last one.............

I expect he will come back when he remembers he hasn't paid. :o(

Morning all, what's with all the trees outside?

This has Kim written all over it.

Um, morning KEAYDIAN. :o(

Just past some white van drive roaring down the road, the road hog.

I phoned the guy up and I can have the lot delivered for a ton and Ill sign!there is one drawbackthey sing.but it aint Merry Christmasits BenI want to dwiddlly diddly deeBenI want to dwiddlly diddly deedwiddllydwiddllydwiddllyBen..dwiddllydwiddllydwiddllywell I think you get the pictureif we place the Santas halfway up we might get away with itif not you may get nicked?I think its a risk worth takingBunny wont be a happy Bunny

Best to read the delivery note before you sign Tabby. I would normally place the blame firmly on KEAYDIAN but I can't this time (even though it is his fault really), I just didn't read it before signing. Now, on top of that, I've lost 10 trees to a road hog. :o(

Oh dear.Santa also has moving parts?

No, oh no! Bunny isn't going to like that!

Blimey - busiest thread on the board this morning - must be Christmas!

KimI really need to practice your signature...

Morning skinny! Yes it certainly is, um, would you like to buy a Christmas tree?

You'll need a lot of practice Tabby!

Urrm - no just bought one off a bloke in a white van thanks!

:o(

Lol

KimI have just seen the Santas whoever signs might get a lot of free time to practice writingI didnt mention his water pistoldid I?do you think KEAYDIAN would sign?