Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Oh shut up you tart H/S, You know nothing about football.

That's rich coming from a Burnley fan :O) (Sorry Stan you walked into that one)

Burnley fan - surely an oxymoron :-)

Heres a poem to make you laugh.

The penis poem.

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own,
from my trousers it would spring,
But now its just a full time job
to find the fuckin thing!
It used 2 b embarrassing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning
it would stand & watch me shave!
now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes!

Ha! ha! Glad I don't have one. Have other problems instead. Ho! ho!

.. Now look hear you lot -):

I thought you two would have to comment. lol

Read between the lines. Tounge in cheek comment. I guess hes on his way to Dubai.

Last weeks TV on Channel 4 was joy, we followed Police Teams tracking and arresting London’s pickpockets of which there is epidemic, guess what of the 7 groups they followed 6 were Romanian and 1 Chilean who are the crème la crème of pickpocket’s.

So it was no surprise to here on the news that despite only being 68,000 Romanians so far in the Country 27,725 of them have been arrested in connection 142 rapes, 10 murders, 303 robberies , 1370 burglaries and 2,910 offence for violent attack. With 500,000 coming in the next 5 year from next January, I think we should demand that Cameron should prevent their coming and tell the EU to go away, and refuse to pay any fines like France has always done..

You might also like to know that 34,905 Poles have been arrested for 84 murders, 129 rapes 866 sexual assaults, 480 muggings, 2094 burglaries and 7500 violent crimes. The joys of uncontrolled immigration, we are paying £100 million per year to fund East Europeans in our prison system.

The Gods who they wish to destroy they first send mad. We are completely mad.
Over to the uncontrolled immigration supporters club.

Do you mean there was 27,725 offences committed in one year by members of 68,000 Romanians?

Each offence carried out by a different individual?

What period were the "crimes" said to be committed over?


Were a small number of individuals , who each committed a large number of "offences" charged for in connection with those "offences"?

Were they prosecuted and found guilty,


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Dale Cregan a nice little Englishman had well over "20 offences" held against him.


I wonder what his origins were?

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3monkies

Boy to girl, "don't you wish you had one of these?"

Girl to boy, "as long as I have one of these I can have one of those anytime".

Very true just wish I could be bothered - getting past it. Ha! ha!

i'm certainly on my way to dubai .... now in emirates lounge ...... so who do you think is coming to keep me company?

Camilla al fayed! Or may be the king. Whomever enjoy your trip.

it's for biz and will be searingly hot

It will do you good to lose a bit weight.

Wish I could turn the heat up for you.

8-)

Don't dry up and wither!

Which part of him are you referring to?

Any!!!!!

I suppose, I asked for that. Be interesting to learn who the guest is in the lounge. Oh! Dear! Better not attempt the 3rd g and t.