Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i'm certainly on my way to dubai .... now in emirates lounge ...... so who do you think is coming to keep me company?

Camilla al fayed! Or may be the king. Whomever enjoy your trip.

it's for biz and will be searingly hot

It will do you good to lose a bit weight.

Wish I could turn the heat up for you.

8-)

Don't dry up and wither!

Which part of him are you referring to?

Any!!!!!

I suppose, I asked for that. Be interesting to learn who the guest is in the lounge. Oh! Dear! Better not attempt the 3rd g and t.

Are they doubles ? :-))

Probably, could be Spanish measures - who knows.

i'ld be interested learn who this guest is too!

You have all missed Cynics spelling mistake in the Char attack thread unless he pressed the wrong button in anticipation of meeting his - guest. Or may be immigrates have given him some wonderful wine.!! Only joking and no offence to be taken. It is so easy to press a k instead of an l.

niceky ?

Sorry Cynic but as you interpreted in post 26095-26106 "Guess who is going to keep me company". It left a lot to be desired and of course comments. Have a good flight and an enterprising business trip. Safe journey.

11 out of 10 dc. The g and t has not completely take over as yet. hmmmmmmmm!!
We can't be perfect all of the time.

Have another one 3m. lol No spelling mistakes from you yet. :-))

Correct dc and I did not go to Universary. When I realise I have made a mistake I correct myself which must be a pain in the butt for you all to read. My University is the University of life. I did not spell anything wrong there did I?

Iiiii hav nottt addd a drinkkk the thisss eveeening 3mmms lol. :-))

Nite Nite.
God Bless.

A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!