Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Have another one 3m. lol No spelling mistakes from you yet. :-))

Correct dc and I did not go to Universary. When I realise I have made a mistake I correct myself which must be a pain in the butt for you all to read. My University is the University of life. I did not spell anything wrong there did I?

Iiiii hav nottt addd a drinkkk the thisss eveeening 3mmms lol. :-))

Nite Nite.
God Bless.

A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

Good night 3m

I remember it well, good night to you to DC.

"Whos coming to see you Cyners"............ errr havent a clue, its not something to do with 'This Is Your Life'........ be over in 5 minutes mate.

ALERT ALERT ALERT.....ADVFN WATCH....... advfner spotted on FJET thread called MONDY...... I repeat MONDY. BEWARE.....treat with utmost caution. Already taken a bite out of one of ours...... Skinny.

Do not approach thread without back up.

Do not enter thread without protective ear and eye ware.

On engagement kick straight in verbal bollox.

What does it matter what happens on ADVFN?

Havent you heard??????. Dont think you were here last night Hays. Your buddy Cyners was very upset on the news from advfn.

What in particular?

Advfn management stopping all HTTP links be posted on site for those without premium subs. In other words crafty attempt at trying to increase sub revenues but it looks to be backfiring as the posters (mostly nutters) migrating to other sites ie here.

Surely you must have noticed new names appearing. It was 3 monkies who pointed it out last night.

Big debate last night on it.

Stick together and any trouble round on them.

Who are you calling a nutter?

Anybody whos migrated from advfn and causes trouble. Others are welcome.

It has been going on for some time. It is hardly important.

You can still post links, but they are not active links, that's all.

Well what good is an inactive link?.

Exactly!

Are you meaning posting the whole article opened up?

If you are your likely to get thrown off for spamming posters have been warned.

Not only that but you are forgetting chartists who use uploading software will not be able to transfer charts from other sites unless they sign up to a premium account.

Their are a lot on advfn including myself, but the advfn charts are very poor far inferior to the ones here and elsewhere.

They need to upgrade I was only mentioning this with Clem Chambers on twitter monday night. Didnt get a positive return but says he'l have a look.