OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Just past some white van drive roaring down the road, the road hog.

I phoned the guy up and I can have the lot delivered for a ton and Ill sign!there is one drawbackthey sing.but it aint Merry Christmasits BenI want to dwiddlly diddly deeBenI want to dwiddlly diddly deedwiddllydwiddllydwiddllyBen..dwiddllydwiddllydwiddllywell I think you get the pictureif we place the Santas halfway up we might get away with itif not you may get nicked?I think its a risk worth takingBunny wont be a happy Bunny

Best to read the delivery note before you sign Tabby. I would normally place the blame firmly on KEAYDIAN but I can't this time (even though it is his fault really), I just didn't read it before signing. Now, on top of that, I've lost 10 trees to a road hog. :o(

Oh dear.Santa also has moving parts?

No, oh no! Bunny isn't going to like that!

Blimey - busiest thread on the board this morning - must be Christmas!

KimI really need to practice your signature...

Morning skinny! Yes it certainly is, um, would you like to buy a Christmas tree?

You'll need a lot of practice Tabby!

Urrm - no just bought one off a bloke in a white van thanks!

:o(

Lol

KimI have just seen the Santas whoever signs might get a lot of free time to practice writingI didnt mention his water pistoldid I?do you think KEAYDIAN would sign?

Bad news chapsMy old mate has sold the Brown Father Christmases with tinsel and moving parts that include an integrated water pistolto a Gospel Church in ArkansasIm not upsetI was only trying to get you out of troubleand it back-firedany contact from Bunny yet? when you have explained Kimgive us a callIm tied up for the day

I might well be tied up by the end of the day Tabby!

Probably just as well your old mate sold 'em!

Good news! I've managed to swap all the Christmas trees for 10 boxes of Best Hebridean Coffee with a fella down the road. He reckons it is the best coffee of it's time in the world. Fantastic! Bunny is going to be soooooo pleased. :o)

You know that feeling when you think, there's something gone on and I can't quite make out what it is but I have a feeling I could be better off not knowing????
Yes thats how I feel walking in here today.... ;>)

Gawd who bought the monster Christmas tree ?!
Lovely idea chaps except cutting a hole in the roof to accomodate it could prove a slight problem.....

OH look! Lots anbd lots of mince pies all boxed up :>)

Whats this?
Looks like a broken off water pistol..........
:>S

OK kettle is on, Christmas danish available, it has spiced apple filling and icing :>) No not the lady sat in the Santa costume by the window, she's there as advertising apparently although I am a little concerned what she could be thought to be advertising......maybe that bloke at the other end of the phone at the ad agency got the wrong idea when I said bunny's beer basement...????????

What's the catch Kim?

Oh no, hang on a mo! We haven't got a Christmas tree now! :o(

I'll just make myself a cup of Best Hebridean Coffee to help me to think what to do next.

(Scrabble, rip, scrabble. Unscrew.) (Sniff, sniff) Mmmm, nice earthy aroma!

Owww lots of coffee ....... Hebridean Coffee...??......I thought they only grew sheep up there didn't know they grew coffee ;>)