Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Lovely here in Rhodes Town 3 monkies rather close though. Just taking her indoors for a fish supper....wink. Think we'l end up in a chinese joint.

Skinny whats this white list that you refer to on advfn please??.

3 monkies your above post, sit back and be patient its too risky opening new positions at the moment.

At some stage a trend will develop always wait for confirmation, never aim to get the top or bottom. Youl lose money doing that.

That report on student loans back to 1998.

Our kid will be upset by that, better give him a ring.

He needn't worry. It won't happen.

Well hope so, cheers Hays.

re: 26148

They all start out as reports, by an independent body (of course).

Then the report grows legs and starts running, then the next thing you know.....

Advfn whitelist

Is moneyam.com on it? -):

:-))

Any use of moneyam.com or variants gets change to unknownurl by ADVFN. They have been doing that for years. All a bit petty.

For Dreams.

He is doing a good job.

Ah! it's Gove the little boy who hasn't gone.. yet!

Your a dream Fred. :-))

Repetative nightmare more like :O)

lol. Perhaps a wet one. lol

Cheers skinny....appreciated. off swiming now.

THE BEER PRAYER

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink

Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)

At home as in the tavern,

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not into incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

The Darter's Prayer


Lord, Hear this plea of a darter poor
Whose darts hit wires and then the floor
I need thy help to win my game,
And to make mine a remembered name.

After the coin toss, let me diddle
Double bull right down the middle
And if games are five- oh- ones
Help me shoot a heap of tons.

Give me a chalker whose counting flows
without the use of fingers and toes
Who moves with speed to mark the score
But, while I shoot, moves nevermore.

And as the booze and nerves cause trouble,
Please guide my dart to the proper double,
and as thy will is ever done,
Leave me not, with double one.

Bless me with the skill and ease,
Of Bristow, Lowe, Wilson and Rees,
one last request I beg, O Lord,
Please help me find an open board!

AMEN