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Rugby World Cup 2011 Dil get the tissues out :'(     

Bullshare - 18 Jul 2011 14:39


UK Time kick off.

Dil - 14 Oct 2011 19:28 - 262 of 412

3 young lads are playing on the street in London in 1987 when they were all hit by a speeding bus. Upon arrival in Heaven God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off that cloud over there and as you're flying back down to Earth shout out what you want to do, and so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts, "Spaceman" and so, 20 years later he is a top pilot & scientist and is due to take part in the next manned space expedition in partnership with NASA.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts, "Racing Driver" and so, 20 years later he has worked his way up to become a leading rally driver & is tipped to win major competitions and titles.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs towards the edge of the cloud he trips over his own feet and stumbles off the cloud muttering, "Stupid clumsy arsehole." 20 years later he's playing in the England squad Backs.

Chris Carson - 14 Oct 2011 19:37 - 263 of 412

Always said NOTHING WRONG WITH WALES!!!!!

















IT'S THE FXXXXXG WELSH THAT'S THE PROBLEM !!!!!! :O)

Dil - 14 Oct 2011 19:41 - 264 of 412

Fecking neighbours more like :-)

Dil - 14 Oct 2011 19:42 - 265 of 412

Right I off for one more training session before the biggy tomorrow.

kimoldfield - 14 Oct 2011 22:28 - 266 of 412

Good stuff Dil!

I'm off to polish my flagpole! :o)

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 00:43 - 267 of 412

Training went well .... 7.45am start tomorrow and our rendition of "Sam Our Captain " rocked the place tonight .


Can't believe Anton survived tonights eviction or are my kids winding me up ?

MightyMicro - 15 Oct 2011 01:09 - 268 of 412

Who does Anton play for?

Come on Wales!

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 01:17 - 269 of 412

He some big headed , full of himself , cocky b"stard that you would like to punch type of guy thats in Big Brother.

He's English :-)

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 06:00 - 270 of 412

WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

Martini - 15 Oct 2011 07:19 - 271 of 412

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Martini - 15 Oct 2011 07:32 - 272 of 412

Well despite Wales being odds on favourites I have had a punt on them for this match.
Form and passion should see them beat the French.

That should put the kiss of death on their chances of a first WC Final place :)

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 07:32 - 273 of 412

You watching that England video M ?

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 07:33 - 274 of 412

.... not even you can bugger this up for us M .

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 07:37 - 275 of 412

More people expected in the Millenium Stadium than at Eden Park and its free.

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 07:38 - 276 of 412

.... and 80,000 expected next week for the final !!!

skinny - 15 Oct 2011 07:39 - 277 of 412

60,000 expected 80,000 if they get to the final apparently. Hmmm bit of breakfast and then Upstairs Downstairs :-)

Martini - 15 Oct 2011 07:40 - 278 of 412

Calm down dear. Some breakfast first and then you can open your presents and see what Santa has brought you.

Dil - 15 Oct 2011 07:54 - 279 of 412

Yippeee time to go pub open in six minutes :-)

dreamcatcher - 15 Oct 2011 09:07 - 280 of 412

Come on Wales. Where has everyone gone.lol

Martini - 15 Oct 2011 09:24 - 281 of 412

Thats too harsh. Yellow only
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