Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

No Haystack I hadn't heard that one, they weren't invented in my earlier years!!!!!! Computer been at Drs. all afternoon - just go it back, sodding Norton I won't be using it next year.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father

ha! ha! Like it.

Two dogs at the vet's.

Alsation notices that Jack Russell is looking glum so he asks him what's wrong.
I'm being put down said Jack
Why is that said Al?
I accidentally killed my owner's hamster, said Jack.
They're putting you down for that, said Al?
Before that I accidentally killed her guinea pig, anyway why are you here?
Well said Al, I was resting on the landing whilst my mistress had a shower, she came out wearing just a towel and as she passed me the towel dropped to the floor, when she bent over to pick it up I thought, I'll have some of that, so I did.
Oh said Jack, so you're being put down as well.
No said Al, I'm in for a nail trim.
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I am old enough to remember the transition to tights from stockings. There was an interesting period when miniskirts were everywhere and most still wore stockings.

Haystack - 19 Jun 2013 18:50 - 26261 of 26261

There was an interesting period when miniskirts were everywhere and most still wore stockings............ends

My god make no wonder all these ancient male celebs are getting done.

It must have been hell holding back.

I get a stiffy when I see a female ankle.

its hapenning Bernankes speech coming out. DOW immediatly TANKS down..... I told you so.

Dollar is up and Dow pretty flat.

Speech not for another 10 minutes

I meant the minutes of his speech which are presented before he takes the stage.

As soon as they came out the DOW dropped to -80....... kapeche.

-72 now, up and down like a yo yo.

just all rather typical of current unpredictable and somehwat illogical markets - now -140 for no good reason other than a breather

Is Hays on same planet as us cyners?.

i'm certain that what he posted is true ...... i'm on a different time zone - no, not planet! -so didn't really follow the market's gyrations, but certainly there have been some very volatile days of late ..... anyway, despite ultimately dumping 200 points, dow still sits at 15,100

the market needs to correct every now and again in whichever direction it is generally headed ...... tonight, the underlying news can scarcely be described as bad, and indeed, rather the opposite

At the time the Dow was flat. It was down 20, which is pretty flat.

5 mins before it was -80 and 5mins after it was -80.

Now -206.

Think you trying to squeeze out of a corner Hays given your posts after my post 26263....... never mind.

No probs.

If it was -80 that is pretty flat for the Dow. Certainly NOT, "immediatly TANKS down" as your post said.

Stop fudging Hays.

Youd argue against a scabby donkey.