OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oh no, hang on a mo! We haven't got a Christmas tree now! :o(

I'll just make myself a cup of Best Hebridean Coffee to help me to think what to do next.

(Scrabble, rip, scrabble. Unscrew.) (Sniff, sniff) Mmmm, nice earthy aroma!

Owww lots of coffee ....... Hebridean Coffee...??......I thought they only grew sheep up there didn't know they grew coffee ;>)

Eh? What? Oh....must have fallen asleep. Bad dream! ;o)

Oh no....it's true!

Ah my mistake Kim, it was Keaydian's Green Giant model, thought that was supposed to be left outside to scare the mice?

Well, it might be a well kept secret Bunny?! :o)

and there could be a good reason for that Kim LOL

Oh dear! It does appear that it smells earthy because that is what it is. I'll bet it doesn't come from the Hebrides either. :o(

I'll just nip out to look for a Christmas tree shall I?

You can have the one I got from white van man - bargain!

LOL morning Skinny :>)

Wow, thanks skinny! I think. Um........

Yes, it does have a familiar look about it. :o(

Shall I stand it in the corner there Bunny?

His gone and traded the chrsitmas trees for a sack of dry grounded rabbit droppings.

What a shambles he is.

Let's ave a vote.

Kick him out yay, let him stay nay

Vote now.

If you have 8 minutes to spare - have a look at the vid that I've just posted on the strange stories thread.

Kimanswer your phonecome on answer your phoneat lastlisten you aint going to believe thisI was walking up my lane to the boozerno one aboutI was singing twiddly.twiddlydee to myselfand rather loudlyI had the song in my headand who do you think turned up in his car?. Cliff Richardhe mumbled something about Hanks voice in the brown Santas and not hisor at least thats what I thought he said?then asked for directions to Arkansasits not one of those questions where you can say second leftfirst on the rightI said Cliff your freaking mad he drove off mumblingSantas ListSaviours DayDevil Womanand stuck his finger upall very strange anyway what I was phoning up abouthave you smoothed things over with Bunny?dont tell her Im going to the Ye Old Ruck a Duck for a pint and a packet of scratchingsif you have sorted things out Ill be over later

Keadyian I object most strongly - rabbit droppings indeed, we are very clean creatures and would never allow our waste products to be stored and bagged! ;>)
AND leave KIm alone so there :>)~
I'll have a look Skinny........
Kim yes I suppose so and will someone please mend the hole in the roof? I nominate Keaydian!

Looks like I'm staying Tabby!

Big raspberry to KEAYDIAN :o) Get up that ladder and fix the hole!

Great vid skinny, loads more to see as well. Amazing stuff!

Ok Bunny, I'll sort the tree out. (Unwraps protective cover). There! (Swoosh, plop!) Eek! A naked tree! Who ordered the tree stripper?

Madam, please get your pine needles back on and leave.