OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Shall I stand it in the corner there Bunny?

His gone and traded the chrsitmas trees for a sack of dry grounded rabbit droppings.

What a shambles he is.

Let's ave a vote.

Kick him out yay, let him stay nay

Vote now.

If you have 8 minutes to spare - have a look at the vid that I've just posted on the strange stories thread.

Kimanswer your phonecome on answer your phoneat lastlisten you aint going to believe thisI was walking up my lane to the boozerno one aboutI was singing twiddly.twiddlydee to myselfand rather loudlyI had the song in my headand who do you think turned up in his car?. Cliff Richardhe mumbled something about Hanks voice in the brown Santas and not hisor at least thats what I thought he said?then asked for directions to Arkansasits not one of those questions where you can say second leftfirst on the rightI said Cliff your freaking mad he drove off mumblingSantas ListSaviours DayDevil Womanand stuck his finger upall very strange anyway what I was phoning up abouthave you smoothed things over with Bunny?dont tell her Im going to the Ye Old Ruck a Duck for a pint and a packet of scratchingsif you have sorted things out Ill be over later

Keadyian I object most strongly - rabbit droppings indeed, we are very clean creatures and would never allow our waste products to be stored and bagged! ;>)
AND leave KIm alone so there :>)~
I'll have a look Skinny........
Kim yes I suppose so and will someone please mend the hole in the roof? I nominate Keaydian!

Looks like I'm staying Tabby!

Big raspberry to KEAYDIAN :o) Get up that ladder and fix the hole!

Great vid skinny, loads more to see as well. Amazing stuff!

Ok Bunny, I'll sort the tree out. (Unwraps protective cover). There! (Swoosh, plop!) Eek! A naked tree! Who ordered the tree stripper?

Madam, please get your pine needles back on and leave.

Jesus ChristHank Marvin has just turned up at Ye Old Ruck a Duck InnI said whats up with you and Cliffhe said we dont talk any more.I said congratulationshes barking madHank wanted to know if Cliff was off to Arkansassome much fuss over a few Brown Santasanyway when I told him Cliff claimed that it was his voice doing the twiddlinghe was off quicker than you could say ruck a duckKimIm worriedwhat if it gets back to the wifeCliffHankand myselfBrown Santas playing with little Benoh God that mechanical thing coming out and spraying waterIm in big troubleand all cos you cocked up Kimdid I need a comma in there somewhere?

A pause for breathe might be an idea Tabby LOL

Kim - I'll get a box of decs out to cover the tree ;>)

Spot of lunch - plenty of the ol'Spag Bol in the pots - help yourselves :>)

In my hour of needyou have gone quite Kimdid I go quite when the Milkman was leaving his gold top with your wifeNo! I rallied round and gave Milko some condoms.cos thats what friends are forwhen they were in the back of the milk float I gave you all the pictures I tookor nearly allneed I go on?
I might have a lot of explaining to do in the coming weeksthe Garage door came up unexpectedly and bruised my knees this morningthis is on top of Cliff and Hank and Santa and Ben can I rely on you?it worries me that we had 100 treesand you erected a bald one

Where's my lunch?

Did I miss lunch? Tabby, I had to go out on urgent business. Sorry to hear about your knees; the last time I had bruised knees was when I was begging my wife for................oh, best not to go into that, ladies present you know! I'll be out again in a mo, just have to decorate the bald tree. (Woosh, whizz, wrap, hang) There! How's that? :o)

Just walked past Bunnys on my crutchesthe bald tree looks like a bald treeso Kim you didnt spoil the look of it one big bright red light on topdidnt even flash.and one Father Christmasdid flashtwo bits of zinc tinsel.poundshop label still on and six glass balls with Woolworths written on the hangersIve seen better There were two guys banging on the doorone was KeaydianI think the other was Socthought it best not to talk I had my orange bunnyhug on with the stripped hood upyellow socksgreen trainers and dark police sun glasseseyes are a little purpleI bumped into a mug treeall in all thought it best to keep a low profilehavent managed to get a lot of sleepthe Garage aint that comfortableI dont know who it was that phoned the wife up?I couldnt have been Bunny or any of the ladscould it?I dont even know who Ben is?looks like some of the regulars are no longer regulars put everyone straight Kimand I will call in before Christmasoff to Ye Old Ruck a Duck Inn...

Knock knock knock...................

Oh, oh! The Ghost of Christmas Past.

Morning all, what's up with Kim, he looks like his seen a ghost.

Y...y...yes! Over by the window, the late Trevor The Triffid, tapping with ghostly branches. :o(

Dont ask?..cakes all round Bunnynowait a minute make that Double Danishes all roundand large whatever you wants for everyoneI am so happythe bald tree looks fantasticanyone for Karaoke?

Someone give this man a drink.

Open wide Kim.