OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

A pause for breathe might be an idea Tabby LOL

Kim - I'll get a box of decs out to cover the tree ;>)

Spot of lunch - plenty of the ol'Spag Bol in the pots - help yourselves :>)

In my hour of needyou have gone quite Kimdid I go quite when the Milkman was leaving his gold top with your wifeNo! I rallied round and gave Milko some condoms.cos thats what friends are forwhen they were in the back of the milk float I gave you all the pictures I tookor nearly allneed I go on?
I might have a lot of explaining to do in the coming weeksthe Garage door came up unexpectedly and bruised my knees this morningthis is on top of Cliff and Hank and Santa and Ben can I rely on you?it worries me that we had 100 treesand you erected a bald one

Where's my lunch?

Did I miss lunch? Tabby, I had to go out on urgent business. Sorry to hear about your knees; the last time I had bruised knees was when I was begging my wife for................oh, best not to go into that, ladies present you know! I'll be out again in a mo, just have to decorate the bald tree. (Woosh, whizz, wrap, hang) There! How's that? :o)

Just walked past Bunnys on my crutchesthe bald tree looks like a bald treeso Kim you didnt spoil the look of it one big bright red light on topdidnt even flash.and one Father Christmasdid flashtwo bits of zinc tinsel.poundshop label still on and six glass balls with Woolworths written on the hangersIve seen better There were two guys banging on the doorone was KeaydianI think the other was Socthought it best not to talk I had my orange bunnyhug on with the stripped hood upyellow socksgreen trainers and dark police sun glasseseyes are a little purpleI bumped into a mug treeall in all thought it best to keep a low profilehavent managed to get a lot of sleepthe Garage aint that comfortableI dont know who it was that phoned the wife up?I couldnt have been Bunny or any of the ladscould it?I dont even know who Ben is?looks like some of the regulars are no longer regulars put everyone straight Kimand I will call in before Christmasoff to Ye Old Ruck a Duck Inn...

Knock knock knock...................

Oh, oh! The Ghost of Christmas Past.

Morning all, what's up with Kim, he looks like his seen a ghost.

Y...y...yes! Over by the window, the late Trevor The Triffid, tapping with ghostly branches. :o(

Dont ask?..cakes all round Bunnynowait a minute make that Double Danishes all roundand large whatever you wants for everyoneI am so happythe bald tree looks fantasticanyone for Karaoke?

Someone give this man a drink.

Open wide Kim.

Are you sure? I go a bit wild on the Karaoke after a drink! :o)

I am the same KimIll break us in gentlyand start with Thats What Friends Are For.

No, no!!! I haven't had my drink yet!

Triffids don't have branches!

A Triffid is a highly venomous fictional species of plant that appears to have limited intelligence and survival instinctssounds like me to a teewhose up next?

(Gulp) I'm going to have nightmares tonight. :o(

Morning all - just about survived getting here, several close calls in the a*se over T*t dept but survived! Seriously folks if you are venturing out - go careful :>)

This week I have hired a wonderful lady called Mrs. Supernoshiova who will be providing Christmas dinner with all the trimmings all day and everyday until Boxing Day, so no matter when you turn up a hot feative meal will be available! Including her wonderfully boozey christmas puds, mince pies, christmas cake and raspberry trifle.

I also understand (by way of an extra special Christmas treat for the lads) that she does the most amazing FEB with black pudding, bacon, sausages, kidneys (excuse me whilst I go green, you know me and frying pan stuff!) the works so if you like cholesterol fillers you are sure to enjoy.

For the rest of us there will be the usual danish, fresh apricots and dates flown in especially and the usual healthy options.

ENJOY!!!!! Oh yes and the bar is fully stocked also LOL

Morning Bunny, thanks for making arrangements for the christmas period.

Does Mrs S offer any other 'services' from her name she sounds as though she might !