OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oh, oh! The Ghost of Christmas Past.

Morning all, what's up with Kim, he looks like his seen a ghost.

Y...y...yes! Over by the window, the late Trevor The Triffid, tapping with ghostly branches. :o(

Dont ask?..cakes all round Bunnynowait a minute make that Double Danishes all roundand large whatever you wants for everyoneI am so happythe bald tree looks fantasticanyone for Karaoke?

Someone give this man a drink.

Open wide Kim.

Are you sure? I go a bit wild on the Karaoke after a drink! :o)

I am the same KimIll break us in gentlyand start with Thats What Friends Are For.

No, no!!! I haven't had my drink yet!

Triffids don't have branches!

A Triffid is a highly venomous fictional species of plant that appears to have limited intelligence and survival instinctssounds like me to a teewhose up next?

(Gulp) I'm going to have nightmares tonight. :o(

Morning all - just about survived getting here, several close calls in the a*se over T*t dept but survived! Seriously folks if you are venturing out - go careful :>)

This week I have hired a wonderful lady called Mrs. Supernoshiova who will be providing Christmas dinner with all the trimmings all day and everyday until Boxing Day, so no matter when you turn up a hot feative meal will be available! Including her wonderfully boozey christmas puds, mince pies, christmas cake and raspberry trifle.

I also understand (by way of an extra special Christmas treat for the lads) that she does the most amazing FEB with black pudding, bacon, sausages, kidneys (excuse me whilst I go green, you know me and frying pan stuff!) the works so if you like cholesterol fillers you are sure to enjoy.

For the rest of us there will be the usual danish, fresh apricots and dates flown in especially and the usual healthy options.

ENJOY!!!!! Oh yes and the bar is fully stocked also LOL

Morning Bunny, thanks for making arrangements for the christmas period.

Does Mrs S offer any other 'services' from her name she sounds as though she might !

Oh.....what! All my Christmases in one! Thanks Bunny!!! (Munch, munch, slurp, burp) Oops! Pardon me.

Goodness slow down Kim it's all available all week LOL
Spacie - I don't know, you could ask her but be polite as she was wrestling champion in the ol'Eastern Block days.......
;>)

I wouldn't ask if I were you Spacie! :o)

Depends how daring he is feeling I suppose, (whispers...) mind you even challenging her to an arm wrestle could result in a trip to casualty, have you seem the size of those biceps! ;>)

Dont worry I wont be asking, in fact I think I may give the place a miss while she in is residence.

Mrs Spaceman used to have an ex eastern block swimming champion as a swimming teacher and she was not someone that you would want to upset.

I don't think you would upset her Spacie, as long as you eat her her wonderfully boozey christmas puds, mince pies, christmas cake and raspberry trifle. (Munch, munch) (Glances over shoulder at those enormous biceps) (Gulp).