- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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Baaaaaaaaaannnnnnzaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii!

Stockbunny I sold part of the ULVR holding the day after the div due, as I needed to release some cash - but the rest is still there and my investment club put some long term money away (at a really good price before going ex div). So overall I'm happy.

Off now - running late............

Well I've soaked in my wine barrel for long enough - time to get back to the warren. Have a great evening people whatever you are doing.
Socs - Are you OK??????????? "B-a-n-z-a-i" ? Nao-comprehendo I'm afraid but
as long as you are feeling OK...??

Stockbunny i know a joke about a barrell but not sure if i can post it here or offend anybody.let me know and i shall post it 4 u all.

rgds
zarif

Zarif - just caught me before I hopped out the door!
How's the DOW today? Hope you're doing OK.
I'm not personally related to any barrels so can't be offended by barrel jokes from that perspective, but as to other 'offence angles' this is a toughie...
Guess it's a case of If in doubt, maybe it's best passed over than shared, even the greatest joke can fall flat in the wrong company....

9850 seems to be where the battle lines are drawn.
edit: lol! I forgot to change thread.
hi y'all anyway. Soon be time to get started on the Jim Beam.
Have a nice weekend.

I just popped in for a late supper. No results from Zarif, hope he was short on the DOW tonight. Have I missed the boat on 3DM, I was hoping to get in before they signed up a license?

There's nothing quite like sleeping all night in the cafe cosy chair with the cat perched on your lap. I must do it again some time, now for a slap up full English breakfast. CHEF, PUT THE KETTLE ON. (Sorry for shouting, but he's a little deaf).

Please Socs, no mushrooms for me

Jeff. what do you mean, not much room?
Come around to the back 'snug', plenty of room in here and we're watching SA v All Blacks on the cafe 1948 Edison TV and slurp a tube or three.

Oh no, not sport! I'm out of here. You'll find me in the sauna.

Socs must be all shrivalled if hes still in that sauna

Jeff
You don't think I would be daft enough to go into the sauna when it is switched on, do you? I've got a cosy chair, bottle of fizzy plonk and some good reads. All I'm missing is the company of a good woman!

Or in Prince Charles's case a man servant!

I heard Camilla's playing in the second row for Ireland next season

Scoc and All:
I thought I went to the "gents" when I came into the Cafe but With all the Chivas in me I think it was the StockRoom and The Chef nLocked me in. So beware of any Lager looking Teas to start with.!!!
Regarding the Dow - I came out bruised biut not beaten as walked away with 800 notes _ reckoned it will rally at the end - but the b52 got hit by a SAM and went down like astone.
What do you reckon is going to happen in overnight trading tonight and with the Jap market open and their elections on??

Anyway this is cafe - So teas and Full english for all the early birds - on my tab.

Joke for stockbunny and all. Re: the Barrell.

---This guy who is a sailor in the olden days (sail ships) is out at sea for months and is a newbie learning the trade.Months pass and is missing his conjugal rites and cant get it off his mind.So oneday he confides to one of his ship mates as to how come they are all happy and no "missing Nookie" in their emotions. The old mate points to a Stack of barrels and points one solitary one in the corner that has a tiny hole in it. He says if u get the urge just use that and u shall be fine. The younger guy is disgusted -but after a few days decides to give it a go and has the greatest time.After a few weeks he teams up with the old guy and confesses that he has been having a wail of a time and Questions as to the secret of the Barrell?-The old guy replies "DONT WORRY U WILL SOON FIND OUT AS ITS YOUR TURN TO GET IN THE BARREL NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!"

RGDS
ZARIF

If England play like that against the frogs they will get hammered

Hi All - just popped in quickly to say Hi and hope you all are having
a great weekend. I'm just checking the red wine stock for next week,
well Monday in particular with BAY reporting, hopefully the news
won't send me raiding too many bottles for consolation.

Thanks for the joke Zarif, you have put me off taking another bath
in a barrel of wine for LIFE!!!!! Put some plasters/band aids on those
bruises and go get the DOW next week!

Hey Socs!!! That's my comfy chair and have you
borrowed my copy of Kate Aide's book?
I'll have it back when you're done please.
Where's GD???? The fridge's almost empty again......

Good game Jeff.

Wales just lacked that bit of quality, but regained a bit of pride.
Once that "South African" came on at half time England played much better.

I am sure they will raise their game for France.

Little Woman.

Our club meet on Monday, any good tips?
Looking for a couple of small caps to add to portfolio as we are now in profit.
We increased our holding in Photo Scan (PTO) last month after they won a large contract with London buses, still looking cheap.

I have noticed Gravy's (ETQ) has drifted down in price with no news flow and may well be worth a few quid, as the testing of the germ killing air filtration unit in a NHS hospital should be well under way.
P&O ferries may be a prospective customer following the cruise from hell.

Ok hopping off now - if GD comes in today ask him to get a couple
more bottles of Cab' Sav for me - there's only 4 out there and I'd
feel better with a round half dozen pending BAY tomorrow...

See's ya'all on Monday!!!