OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Couldn't find the jam Bunny, never mind!

Cobwebs on KEAYDIAN? Oh, I thought that was a hat!!

Zzzz.zzz.....zzz....zzz......zzz....

(Sprinkles icing sugar on cobweb hat. Resident spider goes berserk.)

zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz....

(This is some spider! Largest in town. It's got fangs and it's looking very angry.)

zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz....

(It examines an earlobe. It circles then, fangs raised, it...........)

(swat)

Simples

Morning all - I see Keaydian is alive and kicking then or rather alive and swatting LOL

Morning Bunny, morning all. Yes, looks like KEAYDIAN has woken up at last. Anyone seen Fang, my pet spider?

Any chance of a tomato cheese and ham omelette ?

There's a can of beans on the shelf over there Spacie......any good?

Kim, you'd best sit down I've got some sad news..ready? no! oh well.

Fang is no more, his just a squash messed now ha ha ha ha ha.

omelette please

:o(

Beans and squashed spider omelette coming up!

kim, thanks but no thanks ;-)

Could I have a ham an cheese omelette please?

Certainly Spacie assuming you haven't faded away in the last few days - one ham and cheese omelette! ;>)

scoff scoff scoff scoff scoff burp scoff scoff, thats a bit better.

Can I have another 2 please bunny still a bit peckish after 5 days without food.

:-)

Another 2 for Spacie - morning Skinny would you like feeding or are you just standing there looking happy?