Blimey, she will be in bother, how dare she speak the truth, does she not know that is not allowed.

Seriously though, it's about time some of our lot spoke a lot less politically correct.

The saying that all Muslims are not terrorists but all (or most) terrorists are Muslims is a truth not often said.

It will not be right if in the not too distant future, all Muslims are treated as terrorists, but if things carry on as they are it may become a necessity.

Appreciate this post would be more appropriate for the Speak to yourself thread, but there is so much drivel on there, I have not posted or read it for many months.

Rant over.

I like this from today's Telegraph obituary of Chapman Pincher:

"Beaverbrook believed in God, but was markedly reluctant to meet Him."

The video was nonsense. The woman quoted loads of statistics that no one challenged. She was suggesting that 25% of Muslims are radicals. I doubt that it is even 1%. She was just a rabble rouser and people in the US are susceptible to that sort of talk.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.


After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"


The Lone Ranger stood, hitched up his gun belt, and said, "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"


The Lone Ranger stood again, and said, "I do. What’s wrong with him this time?"


"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"

Groan. Lol! :o)

Agreed kim.,. :))

Oh come on! :-)))

A joke is a joke I suppose so well, oh ok....hahahahaha! Groan! :o)

Ok skinny, you started it!!





Two brooms were hanging in the closet.....

After a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bridebroom, the other, the groom broom.

The bridebroom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bridebroom leaned over and said to the groom broom: 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' Said the groom broom.




Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!






'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



Oh for goodness sake.....

Laugh,

Or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy


Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around !!!

Lol!

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard, "Woman without her man is nothing." The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

The Queen is in Glasgow and she bumped into Alex Salmond.

HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.

AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence ? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?

HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.

AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?

HMtQ: No.

AS: All right, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?

HMtQ: No, Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country and you can carry on as you are.

Very good..

Lol!

It's an old joke but I still like it! :-

David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions.

The storekeeper says, "It's over there on the left... sorry, I mean the right... No! I tell a lie. We sold out."

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband began to touch her in ways he hadn´t , in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and then down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ´That was wonderful. Why did you stop?´

He replied, ´I found the remote.´

How to increase your home security!

"I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got two National flags of Pakistan raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

The local police, MI5 and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer!"

Lol