OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Psss, I'm in the fridge

(Opens fridge door) Aaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!

:o)

Only me.

Aaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!

:o)

Blimey, you should know it's naked Wednesday.

Oh yes. I forgot.

(Strips off and runs outside naked )

"Hey, it's naked Wednesday everybody!"

Naked Wednesday :-)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Door flies open. A member of the local Constabulary pokes his head in.) "Does this belong here?" (A somewhat disheveled, naked kim is thrust through the door.)

(Covered in chocolate.)

Beer please

With chocolate?

No thanks Kim, just a nice cold beer in a glass

Um, we've only got warm beer in a cold glass.

Put your clothes on, it's Thursday

So who is this then? Naked Thursday.

It's not me! I've got my clothes on.............see?! Oh hang on. Nooo! I forgot, I'm covered in chocolate. Don't know why, no idea how that happened. Shouldn't drink warm beer out of cold glasses maybe.

A jam sandwich has just pulled up outside.

(Ducks down behind the bar)

Don't tell them I'm here!

Behind the bar officer, yes very disturbed.