OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Beer please

With chocolate?

No thanks Kim, just a nice cold beer in a glass

Um, we've only got warm beer in a cold glass.

Put your clothes on, it's Thursday

So who is this then? Naked Thursday.

It's not me! I've got my clothes on.............see?! Oh hang on. Nooo! I forgot, I'm covered in chocolate. Don't know why, no idea how that happened. Shouldn't drink warm beer out of cold glasses maybe.

A jam sandwich has just pulled up outside.

(Ducks down behind the bar)

Don't tell them I'm here!

Behind the bar officer, yes very disturbed.

Aaaagh! I haven't done anything wrong officer! Look.............I'm wearing a chocolate coat. That's ok isn't it?

Get in -

Ooer! looks a bit drafty to me, so no thanks officer, I'd rather stay here. Getting a draft round my nether regions would, I think, infringe my human rights.

He said, GET IN

Can we have everyone outside to wave Kim off please.

:O)

Cheerio cheerio cheerio.

And so, a fondue farewell.

Hang on - what's that he is driving?

Hee hee!

did kim take all the warm beer?