OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Gulp!

GUINNESS, I DEMAND A GUINNESS

Is Absinthe now available here as it seems to being made legal again in France.

Half a pint of Guinness and a pint of Absinthe coming up!

Whisky chaser as well please Landlord.

Here Whisky! C'mon boy! There's a good dog. OK Whisky......chase!!

That all sounds fantastic but I'm working up a ladder this afternoon so better give it a miss :-(

Opto's up a ladder, KEAYDIAN's working up a lather, I think I'll have a lager. Cheers! :o)

ZONK!

Thud!

(As the dust settles, the dog Whisky, tail wagging, appears. He pads up the the prostrate body on the floor and drops a pair of shredded strides on top of it.)

Clear off, smelly mutt.

Guinness time.

Grrrrrrrrrr!

(kick)

2 pints please.

It's only Wednesday

and where's my Guinness (thump)

GrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Clear off (kick)

Yelp! Grrrr Grrrrrrrr GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!