Lets hope it starts in South Wales before working its way to the South East of England.

If you are referring to "Dil" he has always talked bollocks.

And he's always worn lipstick.

I'm told the hens in south Wales all used to lay black-shelled eggs, from all those years of pecking around in coal dust. Mostly sold to fancy London restaurants who were convinced they came from somewhere exotic.

And swallowed by the Little Englanders!

Pheew! Only just realised, I must be immune :)



Cos I can still do parallel parking.