This thread is for the more intelligent, any intelligent thoughts can be posted here by the more intelligent amongst us.
The thread is dedicated to bosley (bos) who only wants the more intelligent thoughts posted here.

Imagination is more important than knowledge; Einstein

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

I find licking one's eyebrows in winebars and clubs always attracts the expected attention!
Nam

Is the young lady with the large spectacles a relative of the aformentioned George Burns? I think we should be told.

sd, re: use of elbow. i haven't looked but i am pretty sure there would be a website for that kind of thing. i mean , i have found foot fetish sites, armpit sites, gaping hole sites (?), the uses of spectacles as semen receptor sites (cumonmmyglasses.com), and many other idiocincratic sites, but as yet, i haven't come (!) across any elbow sites. i will let you know if i discover one. maybe alan knows .

Here's a handsome pig, driver.



Looks intelligent too.

chocolat, at the moment , that's how mine feel. due to circumstances it's been a while...........

Sounds like bosley has had the snip, It doesn't hurt, does it,Give it a couple of days then get your lass to kiss them better.I hope you have told your doctor to take away the bruising, but leave the swelling.(haha)
That explains why scientists say a pigs orgasm can last 30 minutes.
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Here's a handsome pig at his wedding.

A very intelligent handsome pig taking a dive.

Seems to be an latent infantile fascination with genitalia and sex on this thread. It has long been known that the more intelligent think about it more often than their less well endowed counterparts (ooooh err missus).

Keep up the good work.

Nam

Two very intelligent monkeys posted on another thread by OneChunkyMonkey.

anyone who IS intelligent should read "The Last 3 Minutes" by Paul Davies.

many books have been written about the first 3 minutes of the universe, but this explores just about every possible scenario for the last 3. it seems a very bleak outlook whatever happens.

there is a very disturbing piece about "positive vacuums". very small chaps that appear (in theory) spontaneously, but contain so much energy that should one appear it would annihilate the universe in less than a trillionth of a second.

and now for the REALLY intelligent bit.

scientists at an american university are actually TRYING TO CREATE one.

you couldnt make it up.

Re "positive vacuums".

a parting shot before bed.

every cubic centimetre of the so called vacuum of space contains a billion billion neutrinos.

Beats counting sheep I s'pose.

I was going to write something here , but iv'e been reading the posts and it's far too intelligent for me, i'll have to go back to the NOWT thread..

jimmy, i agree. superrod spoilt it by actually saying something intelligent!!! back to nowt!

I tried to fine some pictures of INTELLIGENT PEOPLE on yahoo and this is what came up !! Maybe i am intelligent .

Driver, why has you got your eyes shut? What ARE you doing with your right hand?

Bosley, The question has to be : How did you know he could suck his....ermm.... and Did he prove it by demonstration?
Just curious
:-)