Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

ps, forgot to say .........looks like a big fat budgie.

Don't know why, but Cameron and the orchestrated clapping, stand ups and views of the audience and henchmen reminded me of :




Who are the scapegoats for a failing government?

Looks like Cameron is UKIP's sacrificial lamb.

I like mine with mint sauce.

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Like the joke about burning and effigy of him.

Pity it wasn't the real thing.

It's no different at a No Lab Conference.

Land of Hope and Glory.

Eton Old Boys at the front.

Fix bayonets. Over the top and at them.

A party led by a donkey.

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What is the average age of the tory party followers?

No mention of 'The Big Society' no mention of 'we are all in this together'.

Wont have picked up any new voters with this speech.

As ExecLine says bring on BORIS, the conservatives need his passion and personality.

Good speech.

lol :-)

ha ha he he ho ho..........Hays, hes a comedian that chap.

Iain Duncan Smith MP‏@IDS_MP10m
Wonderful speech by the Prime Minister. You can replay its best bits at venues across the nation. Vote Tory!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVkTQoqIcAArsTb.jpg:large

No.

The torid party needs the new appeal of sylph like Gove for its leader.

2000 quid a day to produce that in a spar.

How many weeks dole is that?

8-)
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I have a sister who was a "young conservative" back in the 50s and 60s and I can remember being dragged to the tea or garden parties on a Saturday afternoon and listening to similar spiel as Cameron is spouting now.

It seems the relics of those "parties" are now attending conferences.

Looking back I suppose the parties were stock breeding markets for perusing future breeding possibilities.

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Just heard Michael Heseltine saying, "we now know what Cameron stands for"!

Yes, a privileged elitist ruling class which is divorced from the "big society" but ruling as the BIG BOYS SOCIETY!

Conservative Party conference: David Cameron reveals young people under 25 would not be able to claim benefits under Tory government

PM offers prospect of income tax cuts as he pleads for chance to 'finish the job' of balancing nation’s books in closing speech


Andrew Grice Author Biography
Political Editor

Wednesday 02 October 2013


chubby bloke who has never had a proper job lays into lazy tossers



Young people under 25 could lose state benefits if they are not in work, education or training, David Cameron revealed today as he promised to extend the Conservatives’ welfare reforms.


In his closing speech the Tory conference in Manchester, the Prime Minister disclosed that his party’s manifesto at the 2015 election would include proposals to tackle the problem of so-called “Neets” – young people not in education, employment or training.

Later Tory sources suggested that under-25s could lose Housing Benefit or Jobseeker’s Allowance if they refused to take up offers of work, training or education. The move is unlikely to be introduced before the 2015 election because the Liberal Democrats have already blocked proposals by Tory ministers to curb Housing Benefit for under-25s.

Mr Cameron told the conference: “We should give young people a clear, positive choice: Go to school. Go to college. Do an apprenticeship. Get a job. But just choose the dole? We’ve got to offer them something better than that.” Insisting that such an approach is not “callous,” he said: “This is what we want to see: everyone under 25 – earning or learning.”


More loony tunes stuff here: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-party-conference-david-cameron-reveals-young-people-under-25-would-not-be-able-to-claim-benefits-under-tory-government-8853560.html

Lots of good things have come from the Tory conference.

Excuse me from butting into this political thread, but I've just read this in the Independent and thought it worth passing on for the benefit of any hay fever sufferers.

What Doctors definitely wont tell you;

Holistic hay fever prevention

Hay fever is a common allergy, suffered by countless people every summer. So-called experts would treat it with antihistamines and other poisons, but this narrow-minded view ignores the interconnected way the natural world works. Hay fever is caused by pollen, which is how plants reproduce. Pollen is entirely natural, and nothing natural is harmful, so hay fever is caused by an imbalance. In order to address this imbalance, simply masturbate regularly into a flowerbed or other convenient foliage.

Interesting that Mikiband's dad was a Marxist. Marx came from a very privileged family and spent a large part of his life getting drunk in London pubs. Why do a handful of loonies follow him. He was just another champagne socialist.

Hays tell me, do you have any freinds other than cynic on here in the make believe world?.

Is your world and life very shallow.

Iain Duncan Smith MP‏@IDS_MP21m
Labour is red, the Tories are blue. None of us give a fuck about you!

Ian Duncan Smith MP‏@IDS_MP21m
Bugger that was meant to be a DM.

Cameron is a liar.

He will do anything to get a clap.

Maggie was the greatest PEACE TIME PRIME MINISTER.

GET your history correct.

Clap, and I don't mean hand clap.

What about the Falkland Isle war?




How many British and Argentinian lives did she cost to pay for her vanity.

British

255 killed
775 wounded
115 taken prisoner


Argentinian
649 killed
1,657 wounded[4]
11,313 taken prisoner


(How much is it costing the UK now.)

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No wonder the public don't trust him.

Does Cameron not realise that young people want jobs responsibility and be able to take home a wage at the end of each week or month. The fact that Osbourne and his austerity measures has led them to a life on the dole is all their fault according to him.

Just look at this ignorant pathetic nonsence hes spouted today at the Tory conference............................


'Bold action'

In his speech, Mr Cameron argued that action was needed in the UK, saying: "There are still over a million young people not in education, employment, or training.

"Today it is still possible to leave school, sign on, find a flat, start claiming housing benefit and opt for a life on benefits. It's time for bold action here."

He promised the Conservatives would consider, as they write their manifesto for the 2015 general election, whether "that option should really exist at all"...............ends


I know this in my day their would have been riots like the ones that had Thatcher doing a massive U turn on the Poll Tax.

I wouldnt rule out a general strike next year as working class people are now being pushed too far by this miserable miserable out of touch government, and this time Camoron had better get back from the beach a lot quicker than he did when the youths burnt down London in the summer of 2011.