OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Morning all, Kim pissed again, tut tut tut.

Has anyone seen my balls?

Aaaaaaaaagh!!!!

There's an extra large non-alcoholic sherry trifle in the fridge. Minus the trifle.

Tennis balls!

Talking of balls :-

Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."



What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.



Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.





I'll get my coat!

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.

"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."


Ok. I'll get my coat as well!

Yeh......and don't come back, the two of you.

Someone's been trifling with my trifle.

It might have been Trevor the Triffid.

Who?

Trevor the Trifle?

Someone has taken my coat!

lol

It's gone a bit chilly. Good job I found this extra coat. Eugh! What's this in the pocket? It looks a bit like trifle.

I wish I hadn't taken this coat now. I hope I don't get into trouble. I might end up before the magistrate! Nah! surely they would consider it to be just a trifling case and not bother?

What a lovely day. I might even have a stock go up in price - now there's a novelty.

Morning all, somone left a coat outside?

Well if my coat doesn't turn up soon, I'll just have to buy some more maggots.

If I'm needed I'll be on court practising my serve.

Are you serving KEAYDIAN? In that case I'll have fish, chips and mushy peas please.

A lot of my portfolio is blue today, not much consolation though, most of it was red yesterday!

Maggots Skinny? not trifle? Aaaaaaagh!

UURRRGGHHHHH

(WHACK)

Oops, sorry.