OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Yeh......and don't come back, the two of you.

Someone's been trifling with my trifle.

It might have been Trevor the Triffid.

Who?

Trevor the Trifle?

Someone has taken my coat!

lol

It's gone a bit chilly. Good job I found this extra coat. Eugh! What's this in the pocket? It looks a bit like trifle.

I wish I hadn't taken this coat now. I hope I don't get into trouble. I might end up before the magistrate! Nah! surely they would consider it to be just a trifling case and not bother?

What a lovely day. I might even have a stock go up in price - now there's a novelty.

Morning all, somone left a coat outside?

Well if my coat doesn't turn up soon, I'll just have to buy some more maggots.

If I'm needed I'll be on court practising my serve.

Are you serving KEAYDIAN? In that case I'll have fish, chips and mushy peas please.

A lot of my portfolio is blue today, not much consolation though, most of it was red yesterday!

Maggots Skinny? not trifle? Aaaaaaagh!

UURRRGGHHHHH

(WHACK)

Oops, sorry.

Ouch!

Take your pick!

Yum!

I'm on alert today. Her-indoors says to keep an eye open for rain because the washing is out. I don't know, watch the telly, watch the washing, watch stock market, watch the time! Anybody got a watch?

When looking for pictures of fish n chips, I came across this link - how are your under arms?

Pass the Tartar.....please.