- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

The people are much nicer here.
Shame the threads don't have more content.
It is improving and given time will get better.

Will mail them to you socs.

8 Ball
Thank you, I await your e-mail with interest.

Now I think I will prepare to climb the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Goodnight one and all.

I always thought that 'forky' was more appropriate than 'old socs' for a tea room!

TIM
I'm sure you're right, I have personal reasons for liking Forky too.

Excuse me if I'm a bit quiet folks, I have over 200 Wiggies posts to read. Not content with that NIS has gone into suspenders today so I have 76 posts on that one to read. Mind you, most of the posts are cobblers but there are always a few gems amongst the gravel.

I'll start with a bucket of sherry trifle, I'm clearly going to need a distraction.

8 Ball
Thanks for the e-mail. What a chuckle, did you see my profile, small world isn't it?

Socrates, Forky, Lightning, Socks, I see Wiggy is up and running again at 4.25p and to think that's how we met! Life has been miserable ever since! :-) What ever happened to that Thomas bloke?

GD
He got nuked and re-appeared as Whitie2. As far as I could see his brain was not improved by the change of name. There is another looney there now so there is still entertainment value to be had. Mind you, I have filtered all the numbskulls out so I can't see what they say.

Incidentally, you missed Paradisum if you know where to look.

Seems that this site is getting into a coded chat cafe rather like the other place did, all very strange?

Ah well, I'll dump myself in the corner and chew on some virtual pork scratchings.
We can't get 'em here. Oh yes, and I'll have a pint of King & Barnes Mild....

Socs..I've never missed Paradisum altho' you can't miss what you've never had,
as the actress said et al.

lw
Coded? What is it you don't understand?

Socs...Mainly the meaning of life altho' I always look on the bright side

Afternoon Happy People!! - Well SMILE It's nearly Christmas!!
Little Willie - we will have to ship a whole container load of
pork scratchings over to you, never mind meat products bans, we
can put Poochy in the back to snarl and bark and they wont dare
open it to find out what's in it!

As for you Poochy - seems you are partaking of too many Bob
Martin's these days (bit too 'over conditioned') best stick
to Bods it will get you into less trouble.

Hi SOCS!!!! (((Waving))) You look nice and comfy in your corner..
OK Bottle of Cab Sauv' for the bunny and where's Vasey these days???

Here I am stockbunny - I know I've not been in for a while. I not been around much all week as I've been a bit poorly - the upside is that I've lost loads of weight, but it not a diet I would recommend! Managed to get outside for a short while for some air for the first time since saturday (except for the visit to the GP - but that doesn't count because thats less than 100 yds away!) - but will now take a rest in front of the TV as I have rediscovered neighbours! Be back after that!

Oh L. Woman - are you better now? Hope so...
True, looking on the bright side at least you can eat
well at Christmas and know you are only 'stabilising' your
weight!
I'm so pleased you have dropped in! Have you seen the dust
in here? And the gentlemen are getting a bit 'frisky' round
the edges......What do you think? Hose down the lot??? (lol)

I'm still here Stockbunny! Don't you stand too much nonsense from the pooch! Slip something into his drinking water......

Sorry to hear you have not been well, little woman. Send details of the 'diet' soonest. I could be about to explode!

Planning for the game...but away this weekend. Hope I don't miss the deadline!

Hi Guys
stocks,
Thanks for the container load of pork scratchings, instead of sending it back empty I'll fill it with Biltong, all different types like beef,chicken, kudu, ostrich, springbok and crocodile. Now you can get all these in ordinary flavour plus hot chilli, mild chilli, sweet chilli, chutney etc.

lw...sorry about your illness, sounds like a gippy tummy, take it easy, it will pass!!!

Vasey...in my mind you do not need a diet, just a champagne lunch followed by a champagne dinner and a champagne breakfast...in no particular order!!
Where are you off to this w/end, out of the highlands into Sassenachs territory? Anyway have a good one.

Chuffed with PRM's continued good performance today.....

Afternoon ladies

Hope you get well soon Little woman

Hi good to hear from you Vasey - take it life's motoring
along fine for you.
Little Willie - I'll check for the container next week
What no diamonds?....Ah..I'm disappointed...

Good afternoon JeffMack!

Thanks everyone - ate my first real food today! Fried Roast Lamb sandwich, certainly beats scrambled eggs or watery tomato soup which was all I managed yesterday!

Day time TV is quite adictive, so was away longer than expected.

The game!!!! - thanks for reminding me Vasey, I'd forgotton all about it!